Sacred Artifacts

These are artifacts sacred to the family.
at the moment there are no photographs of the articles due to the holiness of them.

The Sacred Scroll
The Sacred Scroll dates back to the early days of last Century. It was originally a cover on a chair at the ancient St Bernards College. The chair was very popular and was always fought over. One disasterious day the chair was found to be falling apart and was no longer worthy to be a chair. In a last effort to keep those Stink Stains on the chair alive His Holiness Richard and His Majesty Brent tore the cover off the chair and from that day forth it became Sacred Scroll.

The paddle
The paddle is at the moment being carefully studied. Please check back soon to find out more.

The bears leg
The Bears Leg originated from a small bear who was the faithful companion of his majesty Brents. the bear came wherever his majesty went. One tragic night, was brutally mutated by His Holiness Richard in a fit of rage. The Bears Leg lived on for many days and then was eventually forgotten. In an effort to revive this artifact His Majesty and His Holiness got together and what started as playful roughousing endend in a vicious struggle for survival on a second Bears part. The Bear was savagely torn from limb to limb. This Bear was a gift from an Angel who fell from Grace and is now nothing but a slutty whore.

Other various artifacts
Prizes are a collection of Ancient Artifacts that have been collected by Family members with a Great Tale, Myth or Legend behind it. Each Prize is "as important as the one that preceded it, perhaps even more important.... no, as important." The origin of each Prize must reamian a secret. Examples of such Prizes are letterbox numbers, letterboxes, signs and other such letterbox items.