»butch vs femme results
»toy maker
»57% pure
»dreamer: Through rigorous testing, we've discovered that your compatibility with someone is exactly how likely you are to kiss them when drunk.
»September 9, 2062 at the age of 79: most likely to die of cancer (25%), alcoholism (10%), drowning (10%), alien abduction (8%), horrible accident (7%), third degree burns (5%), lineliness (5%) or homicide (5%)
»in my life i will have four children: some stats on my next one... female, 12 ibs. 7 oz (holy shit), 7 inches, 10% change of mangling birth-defect, most likely defect is old age. um... riiight.
»63% Un-telligent!: Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
»i will have sex with 8 people: 6 females, 2 males, and i will love three of them. and my fortune says to prepar for a long and fruitful relationship.
»i will be worth one million dollars at 47
»46% greedy
»73% addicted to Instant Messenger. How about you?
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i really didn't care that much...