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»Mild congratulations, you are...
57% dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.
»You get the FELL-IN-THE-DEEP-FRYER BARBIE!! You PYROMANIAC!!!!!! You love love love love fire. You like setting things on fire, including people. You enjoy mass destruction and chaos within our world, and are not happy with today's society. You seek friendship with those like yourself,and you're generally mean to people.
»You are definitely a woman!
»You exhibit a stress percentage of 19% which barely registers. Get a job. Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately: consciousness.
»According to the Gay Test...
straight:
You are 56% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
people less gay than you (97%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (1%)
gay:
You are 62% GAY!
The typical lesbian is only 44% gay!
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people less gay than you (41%)
people just as gay as you (3%)
people gayer than you (54%)

How pathetic! You're a Fake Geek! You buy t-shirts with slogans, wear glasses with flat lenses, and listen to Weezer. And you didn't like Lord of the Rings? BLASPHEMY! You play the geek card purely to look cool, but you're not a true geek-- just a fashion victim.. with no taste in movies.. (lies, all lies. i enjoy lotr.) ©2002 http://internetjunk.co.uk