What kicks much ass
1. Being pinned to the floor by an dark-haired temptress. You know who you are.
2. Beanies. Nuff said.
3. Black T-shirts, because they are appropriate anywhere. Even at funerals.
4. Me. Because i wear a beanie and black t-shirt while fending off the huge amounts of "retards" who visit the site.
5. The word "retard". Political correctness sucks, so we use a word which offends people with real problems to make light of slightly irritating people.
6...Dunno. May have overstretched myself.

Site visitors should post some comments. Then i would have some idea what the rest of the world thinks kicks ass. All submissions posted for this one. Even if they say "Yer MA".

Wimmin, I hate them, I love them, I can't live without them...
Ever sat waiting at the phone?
Ever sat obsessively at your PC waiting for an e-mail?
Me neither.
And i dont plan to start now.
You see, theres not really any point to it. If your waiting by the phone the first thing you'll think if it rings is that you'll look desparate picking it up straight away, so you end up spending all that time waiting and then trying to pretend you were REALLY sitting around watching TV.

Anyways, other than that, i seem to have no comments yet on the nature of truth. Im dissapointed. Am I going over your heads? Are my audience all retarded yobs with a penchant for Dance Music (may its name be cursed forever)?
Prove me wrong or die. I know who you are. I know where you live. I watch you shower every evening. Or i you dont shower every evening, in *****'s case. No posts and I will reveal the name. Or enough posts. Vote on it!

THE HISTORIC FIRST ENTRY
This is my online diary. Except without the personal bits. Just the intellectual musings.
For example, why do people tell THE truth, but A lie?
Methinks its because a lie is a single invention of a morally wrong mind, whereas the truth is a definate article that cannot be changed and is unique. Any comments?