Hmmmmmmm, yellow tights
Im a very happy boy.
Why?
Because i saw Elf tonight.
It really is a must see movie. The plot is fantastic and the legs are great.
"What legs?" I hear you ask.
The legs of the aforementioned beautiful girlfriend.

Late update, sorry y'all
Well, i guess horoscopes do work.
The reason for my late post is that i have a gorgeous, smart (very very smart), funny and sexy girlfriend to keep me occupied.
God, does life suck.
Heheh.
If its alright with her i might put a pic up. If not you guys can go and imagine her and die of envy.
You girls are just gonna have to wait until im single again, sorry.
There are some girls who are waiting, arent there?

If only horoscopes worked
Part Class Clown, part Most Attractive, you're at the top of the polls today. While you may not be winning any real awards, you'll probably have your pick of hotties to choose from. That's the kind of prize a Leo likes!

Im a Leo. Where are my hotties?
Oh,dark haired temptress, where for art thou mine dark haired temptress?
Still, if any "hotties" are visiting the site (at least 6 on the hot-o-meter, please) feel free to send in an address.

What kicks much ass
1. Being pinned to the floor by an dark-haired temptress. You know who you are.
2. Beanies. Nuff said.
3. Black T-shirts, because they are appropriate anywhere. Even at funerals.
4. Me. Because i wear a beanie and black t-shirt while fending off the huge amounts of "retards" who visit the site.
5. The word "retard". Political correctness sucks, so we use a word which offends people with real problems to make light of slightly irritating people.
6...Dunno. May have overstretched myself.

Site visitors should post some comments. Then i would have some idea what the rest of the world thinks kicks ass. All submissions posted for this one. Even if they say "Yer MA".

Wimmin, I hate them, I love them, I can't live without them...
Ever sat waiting at the phone?
Ever sat obsessively at your PC waiting for an e-mail?
Me neither.
And i dont plan to start now.
You see, theres not really any point to it. If your waiting by the phone the first thing you'll think if it rings is that you'll look desparate picking it up straight away, so you end up spending all that time waiting and then trying to pretend you were REALLY sitting around watching TV.

Anyways, other than that, i seem to have no comments yet on the nature of truth. Im dissapointed. Am I going over your heads? Are my audience all retarded yobs with a penchant for Dance Music (may its name be cursed forever)?
Prove me wrong or die. I know who you are. I know where you live. I watch you shower every evening. Or i you dont shower every evening, in *****'s case. No posts and I will reveal the name. Or enough posts. Vote on it!

THE HISTORIC FIRST ENTRY
This is my online diary. Except without the personal bits. Just the intellectual musings.
For example, why do people tell THE truth, but A lie?
Methinks its because a lie is a single invention of a morally wrong mind, whereas the truth is a definate article that cannot be changed and is unique. Any comments?