Wimmin, I hate them, I love them, I can't live without them...Ever sat waiting at the phone?
Ever sat obsessively at your PC waiting for an e-mail?
Me neither.
And i dont plan to start now.
You see, theres not really any point to it. If your waiting by the phone the first thing you'll think if it rings is that you'll look desparate picking it up straight away, so you end up spending all that time waiting and then trying to pretend you were REALLY sitting around watching TV.
Anyways, other than that, i seem to have no comments yet on the nature of truth. Im dissapointed. Am I going over your heads? Are my audience all retarded yobs with a penchant for Dance Music (may its name be cursed forever)?
Prove me wrong or die. I know who you are. I know where you live. I watch you shower every evening. Or i you dont shower every evening, in *****'s case. No posts and I will reveal the name. Or enough posts. Vote on it!