If only horoscopes worked
Part Class Clown, part Most Attractive, you're at the top of the polls today. While you may not be winning any real awards, you'll probably have your pick of hotties to choose from. That's the kind of prize a Leo likes!

Im a Leo. Where are my hotties?
Oh,dark haired temptress, where for art thou mine dark haired temptress?
Still, if any "hotties" are visiting the site (at least 6 on the hot-o-meter, please) feel free to send in an address.