saya238 // BAM Works // Fan Mail

238: Hello, and welcome to 238's BAM Fan Mail department!
Heat: Yeah, yeah, let us get to the mail.
238: (ahem) Our guests today would like to see some examples...
Kitty-N: What does my public demand now?
Tsutomu: Did Ms. Monroe send me anything?
Hamm: Where's my food?
238: Ummm... (to you) I think it's best you look around by yourself... *coughs*... while I supervise these babies...
Shorty: I AM NOT A KID!
238: NOT SO LOUD! WE... HAVE... GUESTS!
Shorty: Oh... *looks sheepish*... I thought you were that James Suneoka again....
James Suneoka: (to no one in particular) I have fan mail too!
238: (in whispers) It's amazing, I tell you...
Heat: OH YEAH! A PRINTOUT OF A WEBPAGE ABOUT ME! *hugs printout and dances around*
238: WHO'S BEEN USING THE COMPUTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!
Hiro: (in a small voice) You mean I'm not supposed to?
238: *hysterically* Aaaahh! I could go crazy here...

Dear Heat ,
My name is Amy and I want to ask you :

1 )Why dont you get burned ? My brother got teribly hurt when he danced over that hot stuff you ~~youshualy~~ yusualy dance over .

2 )Why is your hare so long ? My brother wanted hare as long as youres but my mommy sed long hare is bad hare .I sed I have long hare but she sed your a girl it dussnt meter .

3 )Will you visit my bruther in the ~~hossptle~~ hospitoll?

~~RSVVP~~ ~~RSSVP~~ RVSP
Amy

We: Awww... how cute...
Heat: *tosses letter over his shoulder*... Kids.
We: But won't you even visit her poor brother?
Heat: Naaah... there was no return address.

We shrug our shoulders and move over to Kitty-N, who also has a letter from a young fan...

We: Ehh?
Kitty-N: I'm writing a letter saying to write a letter to his cable company.
We: Do you think he might know what to write?
Kitty-N: Why not?
We: He seems pretty young.
Kitty-N: *getting annoyed* He knew my address, didn't he?
We: *sighs* Never mind.

Art Shack 204
Beach Times Street
Robo-Z Land 4093

Year 2000

Dearest (ew, ick, etc.) Comet,

My lovable little sister... how are you, little space rock? ::smiles evilly:: Hahaha, I'm sure you're having a blast with Heat, Shorty, Kelly, etc. they said they were having a nice time with you. ::winks:: I'll bet! (Hahaha)

Ummm... lemme see, Daddy called and said to study... ::rolls eyes:: I'll bet! I hope ~~Burge-Dog~~ ~~Burger-Dog~~ Sushi-Dog is not giving you a hard time about the amount of money you owe him. Oh yes, did you remember to tell Heat about his increasing number of IOUs, ~~Bur~~ Sushi-Dog couldn't reach you last week when you were at that ::yawns:: roller-blading event.

Steve called... ::winks:: he said to call. Something really important, he said. Whhooaaa... serious, is it? ::winks:: I can't stop winking.

Anyway... finally I got myself an e-mail address ("Why are you even sending her a letter?" said Judy - ugh, she's annoying that way... I said, to annoy her, "I'm testing out the new address she gave me and anyway she doesn't check her e-mail that often so get the @#%! out of here!"... yep, she was annoyed). It's '@' fridart_204@sufferinartists.net,so e-mail me, ya hear? ::laughs like maniac::

Time to go, buhbye little sissy! :-D
FREE DUH 204

P.S. Message to Heat: U SUCK

We: What is it with Frida and Heat?
Comet: See, Frida and Heat don't like each other anymore and Frida keeps insulting Heat, not because she's bitter or anything, she just hates him now and Heat doesn't bother either...
We: Ah.
Comet: So you get me, right?
We: Okay, but who's Steve?
Comet: *blushes* He's an admirer, I don't even know him.
We: Why did he have your phone number?
Comet: *turns away and starts reading her next letter* He knew Frida from school.

We are about to go over to Shorty, who is sitting on a mountain of teddy bears sent to her, but the sight of 238 slamming her head on her electronic keyboard interests us more so that's where we go.

238: *wails* I can't believe this! Only 4 and a half hours ago I made their e-mail accounts, and only 4 hours ago I posted up their e-mail addresses on the website, and now each ot them has over 200 e-mail messages and they'll never get off my PC! *cries into shoulder of Assistant*
We: Oh, that's too bad.
Assistant: *pats 238 on the back* There, there, maybe Hiro will let some of them use his computer.
238: *looks up at us with eyes full of tears* (in whispers) And Heat has nearly 500 e-mail messages.
We: Oh, that's too bad.
238: (still in whispers) And James Suneoka has over 350 e-mail messages.
We: *shocked* OH, THAT'S TOO BAD!
Strike: *coming in* Actually, I think they were all job offerings for Suneoka from TV and radio stations.
Comet: *coming in and looking sad* Sushi Planet sent him one too. They were looking for a really cute waitress.
We: Oooh.

We feel so disturbed that we leave immediately. It's time for you to go, I think. Oh, and watch out as you go out the door. I saw Heat and Hiro fighting somewhere over there.

Heat: Nonononono!
Hiro: But this fanart of me just so beautiful! Look at it!
Heat: Nonononono!