Heat: Ah, I know who that is.
238: Remember, no wasting time.
Heat: Who are you to tell me a thing like that?
238: You're using my space, remember?
Heat: So you're my landlady?!
238: Better believe it, fireboy!
Heat: I can't believe this! I have to meet you for countless "Argument" sessions and sometimes I'm even supposed to star in your stupid fanfics!
238: I could start paying you someday.
Heat: *shocked for two seconds* You're saying that all this time I've been comin' here for free?
238: *fidgets* Um, we've wasted enough space already. Gotta go, ciao.
Heat: But...
238: NEXT!
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Well, she's gone! I let her off with a few heated cookies and pushed her out! Heheheh... Remember why you're here? Coz I invited you over to see some of my favourite fire stuff! Okay, so it's overcrowded in here, and you can't really see anything without backing away from the heat. So what? Get ready to bust a move!
I'd rather take you to each place one by one, my choice. But the landlady *rolls his eyes* insisted I let you choose which place to go. |
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Let's shift through today's mail. I'll see what my admirers are demanding.
Oh, you want to do something too? Why don't you go get me some water from the kitchen?
What? You can't do that? Because you're my guest? *annoyed*
I think my landlady's been hanging around you. Stay away from her.
Now, the first letter...
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Dear Heat,
I am soooooo in love with you!
I'll be waiting outside your apartment. I'm the one with the red flowers.
Love, XXX |
Well, she has taste. Red flowers.
But, as you know, I have to keep up my reputation as a single man. I have to have my freedom!
You're bored already? Well, take a look at the next letter!
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Hey Heat! I think that u suck!!! u think dat u'r the best around here! well, I'm way hotter than u r! Remember dat! u'r a wimp, anyway! u suck!!! u suck!!! I hate u! from: Heat hayta |
Uh, well, that's the first hate mail I've ever gotten. Really.
Here's the next letter. Looks promising.
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Heat baby
Hey, fireboy, it's me, K****. You know who I am. ;) It's so cold here without you. Call me soon, fireboy! Warm up my life! I need you here!
Luv, P.S. Love you! xxxxx |
Um, that's private. Could you...? *snatches away letter*
*red-faced* I'm beginning to wonder if I should've let you in here in the first place!
I'll give you another chance.
Here are a few more letters for you to read...
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6A, Woodheart Flats 2 July 2000 Yo big bro!
S'me, Honey! (who else could it be?) Gah, my roommate says she's in love with you! What, a wimp like you? You suck, big bro! Sure, I'm famous now because every girl on campus is sucking up to me in hopes of getting to you. Frankly, I'm sick of seeing your fat face on the walls of my friends' bedrooms. You really should ruin your reputation. I think Frida'd like that. She really hates you now, y'know that? I'm in class, by the way. My last two letters were also written in class, and I didn't finish them because my teachers snuck up on me and disposed of them! I'm lucky today, I think, I My teacher's coming! I'm ending this letter and sending this off to you this afternoon! No luv from Honey [this is based on my idea of Heat's family... I had the story in my head but I couldn't type up the story decently... I could explain it someday, heh...] |
That's kind of personal too, ya know. It's from my sister! *snatches letter away*
When will you start reading the unpersonal letters?!
Hey, wait, let go of that letter! Hey, hey, hey!!!
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Dear Comet here. This is a short letter, k? Come over to Sushi Planet rite away. I need ur opinion on our new really really really hot food. You're the fire expert, rmmber? END OF LETTER From: COMET
P.S. You still owe Sushi Planet some money after ur last meal here |
I think you've seen enough. Get outta here! Choose some other place to go!
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This is my own personal "fire" dictionary!
[Hazirah: these I got from Microsoft Word's thesaurus, when I have the time I'll look them over and maybe look for some more]
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fire blaze burn conflagration flame holocaust inferno incandescence |
burn scorch heat hotness |
pyromaniac pyrophobia |
Well, I'm always collecting new words.
Send in any!
Oh, wait, I can't give you my address.
There are already enough fans who hang around my apartment.
Well, send 'em in through the landlady's mailbox. *grins*
So where are you off to now?
(Hey, I'm gettin' used to being nice!)
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Oh yeah... more? Ah yeahh... I gave this up long ago... if you have any ideas, contact me! Thanks! ^_^
Little or big, the last update for this page was on 16-11-2001
I made this page long ago, but didn't put it up till April 2001
My computer records this page's date of birth as 28-06-2000
Don't you just love Heat? Heheheh... yaaahhh...