| Beavis | |
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Heheh... Dude, sweet. Fire! From the MTV Cartoon Beavis And Butthead. Fascinated by fire. Has an alter-ego that goes by the name of "Cornholio." Hangs out with Butthead. |
| Ben Stein | |
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Super-intelligent comedian and extremely rich. He's so rich in fact, that he puts his own money on the line on his gameshow. |
| Bigfoot | |
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He's big and he has big feet, he's Bigfoot! |
| Big Goomba | |
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Semi-known enemy from every Mario game. Has delusions of grandeur, thinks he's the real reason people play the Mario games. |
| Bill Clinton | |
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Former president of the United States, and utter moron. So stupid in fact, he thinks he's still the president. |
| Bill Gates | |
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Multi-billionaire and monopolist, he has dreams of conquering the world with Microsoft Windows. |
| Blackie | |
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He's your evil conscience. From Black & White. |
| The Black Knight | |
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Supposedly invincible, he considers a lost arm only a flesh wound. He'll take ya down by biting off your kneecaps! From Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
| Bob Dole | |
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Bob Dole is a politician. Bob Dole needs Viagra. Bob Dole is all mighty. Bob Dole rules the world. Bob Dole will destroy you. Bob Dole has a screw loose. |
| Bob Newbie | |
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Your average friendly neighbor from the Maxis game, The Sims. |
| Bounty Hunter | |
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Out to make a buck... or 60 billion double-dollars. |
| Brak | |
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Hello! His name is Brak!! He's awfully cool and has funny jokes. Bye now! |
| Butthead | |
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Huhuhuhuh... You said "wood." Not so intelligent counterpart to Beavis. Fascinated by dirty words and boobs. From MTV Cartoon Beavis And Butthead. Hangs out with Beavis, extremely amused by Cornholio. |