| Abraham Lincoln | |
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Our country's 16th president. Often known as "Honest Abe", he's a tall geeky looking guy who's always making a speech. Likes sunny days. |
| Adolf Hitler | |
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The evil leader of the Nazis. As a child he was teased and tormented, as an adult he was still teased and tormented, for that stupid mustache. |
| Albert Einstein | |
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Nobel Prize winning physicist and smartest man in history, he likes breakfast foods. Especially waffles. |
| Alien Grey | |
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A visitor from the star system of Zeta Reticulii. Likes the movie E.T. The Extraterrestrial. |
| Anberu M. Roquet | |
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The leader of the Rocketto Dan! ...Really. Okay, Co-leader. Dominatrix, pessimistic optimist. |
| Anne Robinson | |
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Hostess for NBC's gameshow, The Weakest Link. She's mean spirited and blunt. It's evident that someone stold her candy when she was a child. |
| Asker | |
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You, the Asker. Submit a question. |
| The Audience | |
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They boo, cheer, and shout suggestions. They got their seats free! |
