*Note* - the following question was written when in fact, my email address wasn't available anywhere on any page. Now, I have created a new email account, just for visitors to the site - jme_is_lord@hotmail.com - but left the question in because it speaks volumes...plus I rather fancy being told how great I am, and want to laugh at the other people.
Why isn't your email address on the page?
Because simply I don't want a load of people saying a) how amazing my site is (I know!), b) how stupid I am, and how much they hate me (couldn't care less), or c) a load of people thinking it'd be really amusing to sign me up for the weekly 'hot teens' porn email list.
If you need to contact me, sign the guestbook. You can even make it a private message only I can see....fancy that...
Some of the mouseovers in your Link to Us section don't work...
I know. What's your point.
No, seriously I know, and I'm pretty sure I will fix them. Expect them working any time before the next Coming of Jesus.
Your stories are really lame.
So. I didn't write them, and that's not a question retard. Go away.
Can I link to your site?
Of course retard. Go to the Link to Us section. I know they aren't all working, but if your smart enough I'm sure you can figure something out.
Lately I've been finding myself really attracted to Anne Robinson.
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Er, okay....seek medical help...far far away.
"wiked, your lame, count dukcula smells"
You're a townie, that can't spell and has no testicles. You mean nothing, you are nothing. Die. And Duckula Rules.
Can I take some of the material off your site?
Well it really depends on what it is. Sign the guestbook, and I'll get back to you. Some of the stuff is just stuff I've got or found or recieved or whatever, so I shouldn't have any problems really, but the MORAL thing to do would be to ask :D
I'd like to take over the planet. What can you suggest?
Well, I'm afraid there's a queue, and I'm first. I shall succeed. Tell you what, turn yourself into a midget, and you can join the ranks.
If you do actually find any errors on the page, or have an actual comment or question, you can just put it in the guestbook. Cheers. Oh, and honestly, I do like comments about how great the site is :D