We all know the Mullet. Some like it, some hate it, some worship it as their God. Well, not many people know about Spaniels. You've probably all seen one. Im not talking pooch by the way.
A Spaniel is a person who has that curly hair that kinda grows down in little curls - one of my best mates has one, Il get some pictures up as soon as I can get a camera, a harpoon gun, a weather balloon, and 2000kg of industrial strength honey.
Dont get me wrong. Spaniel is a completely honourary position, it is a complimentary term. It is not to be abused. Ever.
Spaniel is not to be used in the same sense as Mullet. You dont 'have' a Spaniel. You ARE a Spaniel. Trust me, its good for you. Karmically.
Keep checking back for updates, sightings, possibly causes and repurcussions in any afterlife etc. Either that, or Il be abducted by the government and have my mind wiped for knowing Too Much.