We all know the story of Santa; a jolly fat man that lives freezing his arse off making toys all year with a pack of midgets, and on the night of the 24th of December every year commits mass Breaking and Entering into every house in the world to deliver 'presents' to all the children of the world. I suppose it's just a coincedence his name is perhaps the most obvious anagram of Satan there ever was.
Think about it. It all makes sense. Who would profit more from the immense commercialisation and mass inhumanisation of a religious holiday than the Devil himself? We all know how much false / intensely negative emotions stirred up at xmas time, and in all likelyhood Satan either revels in this or feeds off it etc.
Plus, consider the possibility that they are both real (I'm not actually saying either ARE real), and both are the same person. But if Santa was nothing but a mascerading Satan, then he might be polluting the children, people of the future, with sinfull thoughts and evil deeds. This could explain America, and how dumb/fuc*ed up it is. And, seeing as I alone have personally disproved Santa as a competant existant, I discard this as a possibility. But, then I think, all children know of Santa, of his task, his live etc and his falsehood. Perhaps this is enough to let Satans evil thoughts into their heads?
Who knows. I am not actually saying anything about the reality of these 2 beings. All I'm saying, is that if one is real, it most probably is the other. So watch out. That might be poison in your stocking.