The content of this page was created by Steve (same dude that thought up some conspiracies etc), and pretty much 99% of these quotes are his. I only added a few in (though in time both of us, and other friends, are likely to add more).
THE GOOD - 'This is the good sh!t' Quotes that rule, most of which are funny
What exactly makes a 'good' quote is anyone's guess, but whether reciting an immortal line from history for inspiration or just trying to prove you weren't asleep, quotes are very useful.
I use quotes all the time, most are just little things that I've some how picked up from one place or another and most are funny one liners.
The problem is that the ones I like were made (?) to be said and never look as good on paper err...or screen but anyway...
"Your not funny [Tom], your fat, and look as if you should be but your not" - lock stock and two smoking barrels
"Trying is the first step towards failing" - Homer Simpson
"We don't care what you think, you've got a beard"- err...a Sun add I think
"Yes but you're ugly and in the morning I'll be sober!" - Winston Churchill, after someone said he was drunk.
"Dude, he put SH!T on my face!"- Cky2k (ROCKS)
"Jesus is coming, look busy" - I saw it on a T-shirt
"He just hasn't been the same since his brain fell out" - Trapdoor
"that wasnt a gay joke, it was an Australian joke!" - Coop, in BASEketball
"I give us about 5 minutes before our first assraping" - Road Trip again
"The Precious for Poor Sméagol" - Tolkien, in the last book of the Lord of The Rings
even in the greatest of challenges lies brilliant sunshine" - Billy Corgan
"we need knives - big fu*ck-off shiny ones" - lock stock and two smoking barrels
"Hope I wasn't too much of an aminal for ya!" - Waynes World
"What the f*** is wrong with German people!" - good point made by Kyle
THE BAD - 'This both sucks and blows' Over used, cliché or just plain bad what ever you call them...STOP USING THEM!!
"Well at least things can't get any worse" (very well timed catastrophe) - nearly all horror/thriller will have this somewhere
"How can things get any worse?" (Yet another well-timed catastrophe) - usually followed by 'you had to ask'
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny" - don't get me wrong south park rules but come on! Though I think that was the point.
"I see dead people" - (Stab stab Hack hack!!)
"Lets go hunt some orc" - lord of the rings
"wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp" - it's just annoying...anyone still saying this must be immediately gang-probed with pineapples.