We all like pranks. The following pranks were either my own brain-children, or someone told me them so along ago I've forgotten them and presumed they were my own. Either way, they're mostly designed for schools or some other establishment which is governed on similar lines, unless stated otherwise.
For use in swimming pools or fountains - use ultra frothy bubble bath/washing powder. Watch the chaos ensue...
Buy/steal/rent/'borrow' 4 sheep or equivilant farm animal (preferably not too dangerous). Number them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Everyone will spend the rest of the day looking for 4.
Get 200 tons of cheap economy bird seed. Cover a playground/suitable area in it. Watch the area in a 2 mile radius get a thin coat of bird poo.
Buy a small tub of Cod Liver Oil Capsules. Bring them into a small, badly ventilated (or ventillation unit) massly used area. Put on floor, and start stamping. Trust me, they stink beyond belief. You might want to figure out a way to pop them without covering your shoes, and making you the obvious culprit.
Clingfilm on the toilet seat.
Water balloon flushed down toilet.
Wait for a national bike/automobile race of some sort. Divert it through the busiest place in your designated victim area.
Hire a dozen male strippers, order 200 anchovie pizzas, all to be delivered to wherever. Put an ad up on the internet with their phone number/address offering the best and latest in hardcore S&M.
To use in a school/office etc on people you dislike - post a list on a message board of all the crimes people have commited, in reference to law and agains't God/Nature. Be creative. Try to incorperate chocolate sauce and baby hedgehogs. Possibly violation of a public statue.
The old hand-in-warm-water while they sleep. It really works.
Put lots of powdered milk in someones bed. When they sweat in their sleep it formulates the milk so it sticks to them, and they smell like sour milk, which apparantly sticks around for ages. Only problem I forsee is getting someone to not notice copious amounts of powdered milk in their bed. Probly a good drunk prank.
Someone pissed you off? Go to the dodgiest site around, type 'dvda' into a search engine or something, and sign someone up to the mailing list. Beleive you me, this will give them Hell, with a capital H. These sites send out a constant stream of emails titled "Do you like animals in that way?" etc, and 200 of these a day is enough to piss anyone off. Trust me. I've had to change email accounts twice as a result - although, karmically it hasn't nearly balanced out yet.
Hire a homeless man to follow around an enemy. Get him to say stuff like "you owe my £5, I didn't suck you off for nothing!", or "what about our baby?!?!". If the person in question gets him arrested, and traced back to you, deny all knoledge and then move to Wales.
Phone up a random Arabian embassy. Denounce your chosen establishment its own country, and declare war on your chosen embassy. A personal variation of this technique is to send a letter to the American Secret Service listing the ways you'd like to hurt the current Presidential Body. Sign it, with an enemies name.
That should be enough. Remember, these are only for comical reading purposes. We cannot be held responsible for any legal/medical problems that occured as a result of partaking in any of these acts. Although I do really want to try the sheep one.
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