Role in Band: Vocals

Favorite Band: Help Help (duh)

Influences: Chris Barnes, Tom Araya, Lemmy Kilminister

Affiliation to Satan: He is my lord and commander

Reason why Help Help is better than 60's psychadelia and Slipknot: We kill more children and eat more burgers...

Birthday: I am Ben's half brother (Satan is our fathter so we are all brothers), so we have the same birthday too...I think...

Role in Band: Guitar Virtuoso

Favorite band: Help Help, Pantera, and all the other ones we list on the main page.

Influences: Dimebag Derrell, the guitarists from canible corpse, the guitarits from Slayer

Affiliation to Satan: As i stated before, we are all satan's children

Reason why Help Help is better than 60's psychadelia and Slipknot: cause hippies suck and slipknot is a trl angry teenager gimmick band (if you can call it that...)

Birthday: Unknown

Role in band: Bass

Favorite band: Speaks in grunts and cant really tell what he says when he is drunk

Influences: Any and all death metal

Affiliation to Satan: he is Satan's favorite son

Reason why Help Help is better than 60's psychadelia and Slipknot: gets mad and breaks a table

Birthday: September 26, 2001.

Role in band: Drums

Favorite band: beep beep beep

Influences: beep beep beep

Affiliation to satan: likes looking at porn and pictures of satan. also chinese man who built him was a secret satan worshiper

Reason why Help Help is better than 60's psychadelia and Slipknot: they didn't have computers in the 60's *sniff*