The Council Lite
Watered down for minors
| In an effort to reach out to the community The Council is opening its doors to America's young men. Eventhough we've just used the term "young men," we wouldn't be The Council if we didn't take some crack at their youth. Therefore those accepted into this new program will be known as "The Council's Kids." The first Council's Kid is Shamus' littlest brother Jake Wyler. Jake will use his position of authority as "The Monkey King" to bring the enlightenment of The Council to the youth of today. |
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| Because we feel morally obliged to not actively corrupt the future of America, we will passively recruit the future of The Council. This is mainly for young individuals, ages 15-17, who need to learn to respect 1980's popular culture, it is so choice! If you are interested, fill out the Council application and include "The Council's Kids" in your answer as to why you want to join The Council. |
