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this is a site send to me by ma friend nang' charry
check it out... kinda senti but funny.

TRUE or FALSE???

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1 Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk,a mixture

of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

They are all true.... Now go back and think about #16

thanks to Peeyah

fUn aNd nOnsEnsE

english term you may use he he he (dont daRE)

Contemplate - not enough pinggan
> > > > Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
> > > > Ice Buko - Is my hair ok?
> > > > Tenacious - Footwear for tennis
> > > > Calculator - Tawagan kita mamaya
> > > > Devastation - Dun sasakay ng bus
> > > > Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
> > > > Masturbation - Malawakang gutom
> > > > Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
> > > > Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
> > > > Dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
> > > > Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
> > > > Deduct - Ang pato
> > > > Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
> > > > Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
> > > > Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if
DEPOSIT is
> >leaking)
> > > > City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow
6
> > > > Cattle - D oon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
> > > > Persuading - Unang Kasal
> > > > Depress - Ang nagkasal sa
PERSUADING
> > > > Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa
kontrata
> >sa
> > > > PERSUADING
> > > > Evacuate - Ebak muna ako, you wait!
> > > > It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
> > > > Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isa (11)
> > > > Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang
ang damit,
> >eh
> > > > DELUSION)
> > > > Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working
lunch,
> >eh
> > > > DELIVERY na ang
> > > > tanghalian
> > > > Profit - Messenger of God
> > > > profit - patunayan mo
> > > > Balance Sheet - What comes out after
eating a
> >balance
> > > > diet
> > > > backlog - bacon saka egg
> ; > > > beehive - magpakatino ka
> > > > cdrom - tingnan mo ang kwarto
> > > > debug - ang ipis
> > > > defrag - ang palaka
> > > > defense - ang bakod
> > > > defer - ang balahibo
> > > > deflate - ang plato
> > > > detest - ang eksamin
> > > > devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
> > > > devote - ang boto
> > > > dilemma - brownout! , a!
> > > > effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
> > > > forums - apat na kwarto
> > > > july - nagsinungaling ka ba?
> > > > thesis - ito ay...

10 Things About Living in the Philippines
1) Women get their nails done every week, and always on make-up even without taking a bath lol.

2) Nightlife includes waiters who light AND ash your cigarettes!

3) It's easy to find beauty in females, harder to find in your surroundings.

4) Politics sucks!!!!!

5) Food is cheap.

6) Text messaging is a way of life. From asking someone out.

7) Summer, yes Philippines has a summer, is between the months of March and May. Super hot!!!

8) Malls are crazy on weekends.

9) It's all about WHO you know.

10) It's raining right now.

nEw rAdiCaL

Putang ina medyo nagkakagulo sa organization namin ngaun kse naman ang daming binabago na di naman dumadaan sa amin, parang bina bypass kami ng national chapter kayo nagkakagulo...

sa mga tao naman na feeling communist fuck ya'll puro kayo mga co?u-nist... puro kayo mga porma.