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Monday, 23 August 2004
Yes, we're getting older!!!!

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats,
> those of us who
> were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's
> probably shouldn't have
> survived, because our baby cots were covered with
> brightly coloured
> lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and
> licked. We had no
> childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches
> on doors or cabinets
> and it was fine to play with pans.
>
> When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just
> thongs and
> fluorescent 'spokey dokey's'on our wheels. As
> children, we would
> ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags -
> riding in the passenger
> seat was a treat.
>
> We drank water from the garden hose and not from
> a bottle and it
> tasted the same.

>
> We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank
> fizzy pop with
> sugar in it, but we were never overweight because
> we were always
> outside playing.
>
> We shared one drink with four friends, from one
> bottle or can and no-
> one actually died from this.
>
> We would spend hours building go-carts out of
> scraps and then went
> top speed down the hill, only to find out we

> forgot the brakes.
> After running into stinging nettles a few times,
> we learned to solve
> the problem.
>
> We would leave home in the morning and could play
> all day, as long
> as we were back before it got dark. No one was
> able to reach us and
> no one minded.
>
> We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no
> video games at all. No
> 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no

> surround sound, no mobile
> phones, no personal computers, and no Internet
> chat rooms. We had
> friends we went outside and found them.
>
> We played elastics and street rounders, and
> sometimes that ball
> really hurt.
>
> We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but
> there were no law
> suits.
>
> We had full on fist fights but no prosecution

> followed from other
> parents.
>
> We played knock-and-run and were actually afraid
> of the owners
> catching us.
>
> We walked to friend's homes.
>
> We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we
> didn't rely on
> mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was
> just round the
> corner.

>
> We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
>
> We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by
> only the hood.
>
> The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a
> law unheard of.
> They actually sided with the law.
>
> This generation has produced some of the best
> risk-takers and
> problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50
> years have been an

> explosion of innovation and new ideas.
>
> We had freedom, failure, success and
> responsibility, and we learned
> how to deal with it all.
>
> And you're one of them. Congratulations!
>
> Pass this on to others who have had the luck to
> grow as real kids,
> before lawyers and government regulated our
> lives, for our own good.
>
> For those of you who aren't old enough thought

> you might like to
> read about us.
>
> However the following my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and
> it might also put a smile on your face:
>
> The majority of students in universities today
> were born in
> 1983........They are called youth.
>
> They have never heard of We are the World, We are
> the children, and
> the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not

> Billy Joel.
>
> They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama,
> Nena or Belinda
> Carlisle.
>
> For them, there has always been only one Germany
> and one Vietnam.
>
> AIDS has existed since they were born.
>
> CD's have existed since they were born.
>
> Michael Jackson has always been white.

>
> To them John Travolta has always been round in
> shape and they can't
> imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
>
> They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission
> Impossible are Films
> from last year.
>
> They can never imagine life before computers.
>
> They'll never have pretended to be the A Team,
> the Red Hand Gang or
> the Famous Five.

>
> They can't believe black and white television
> ever existed and don't
> even know how to switch on a TV without a remote
> control.
>
> And they will never understand how we could leave
> the house without
> a mobile phone.
>
> Now let's check if we're getting old...
>
> 1. You understand what was written above and you
> smile.

>
> 2. You need to sleep more, usually until the
> afternoon, after a
> night out.
>
> 3. Your friends are getting married/already
> married or in some cases
> your children are getting married.
>
> 4. You are always surprised to see small children
> playing
> comfortably with computers.
>
> 5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you

> shake your head.
>
> 6. You meet your friends from time to time,
> talking about the good
> old days, repeating again all the funny things
> you have experienced
> together.
>
> 7. Having read this article, you are thinking of
> forwarding it to some
> other friends because you think they will like it
> too...
>
> Yes, we're getting older!!!!

Posted by jOnGzKi at 5:47 PM NZT
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Monday, 16 August 2004
FUN FACTS ABOUT HITLER..=D

HITLER FUN FACTS!:

1.)Adolph Hitler had a half brother named Alois Hitler, he owned a bar in Germany that was frequented by prominent Nazi officials. Alois would never share his opinion on Adolph because he was afraid Adolph would revoke his liquor license!

2.)Hitler ordered tanks to be made in Michigan and told the company to not worry about sending them to Germany, he'd 'pick them up on his way through Detroit (what a comedian!)

3.)Hitler's 3rd grade report from his teacher remarked that Hitler was...'bad tempered and fancied himself as a leader.'

4.)Adolf Hitler was fascinated by hands. In his library there was a well-thumbed book containing pictures and drawings of hands belonging to famous people throughout history. He liked particularly to show his guests how closely his own hands resembled those of Frederick the Great, one of his heroes.

5.)The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.

6.)Hitler was voted Time Magazines man of the year in 1938!

7.) Adolph Hitler kept a framed photograph of Henry Ford on his desk and Ford kept one of Hitler on his desk in Dearborn, Michigan. Hitler had used in 'Mein Kampf' some of Fords anti-semitic views, and he always welcomed Ford's contributions to the Nazi movement.

8.)Perhaps most fascinating of all is Hitler's relationship with the Jewish physician Dr. Eduard Bloch. Dr. Bloch was the Hitler family doctor for a number of years when Adolf was young. It was Dr. Bloch who treated Hitler's mother when she was dying of cancer, and after the funeral Hitler accompanied his sisters to thank him. According to Bloch's remembrance of the occasion, Hitler told him, "I shall be grateful to you forever." Hitler felt so warmly toward the doctor that, where he was struggling in Vienna as a young artist, he sent him two postcards, one of which Hitler hand-painted. Both carried Hitler's messages of appreciation and were signed, according to Walter Langer, "From your ever grateful patient, Adolf Hitler.? Langer comments that "one of the very few cases of which we have any record where Hitler showed any lasting gratitude" was in this correspondence to a Jew.

9.)Hitler was a vegetarian.

Posted by jOnGzKi at 6:33 PM NZT
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Friday, 13 August 2004
This website is fun...check it out!

fun and fun

this is a site send to me by ma friend nang' charry
check it out... kinda senti but funny.

Posted by jOnGzKi at 12:08 AM NZT
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Monday, 9 August 2004
TRUE or FALSE???

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1 Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk,a mixture

of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

They are all true.... Now go back and think about #16

thanks to Peeyah

Posted by jOnGzKi at 5:49 PM NZT
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Friday, 6 August 2004
fUn aNd nOnsEnsE

english term you may use he he he (dont daRE)

Contemplate - not enough pinggan
> > > > Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
> > > > Ice Buko - Is my hair ok?
> > > > Tenacious - Footwear for tennis
> > > > Calculator - Tawagan kita mamaya
> > > > Devastation - Dun sasakay ng bus
> > > > Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
> > > > Masturbation - Malawakang gutom
> > > > Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
> > > > Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
> > > > Dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
> > > > Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
> > > > Deduct - Ang pato
> > > > Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
> > > > Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
> > > > Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if
DEPOSIT is
> >leaking)
> > > > City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow
6
> > > > Cattle - D oon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
> > > > Persuading - Unang Kasal
> > > > Depress - Ang nagkasal sa
PERSUADING
> > > > Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa
kontrata
> >sa
> > > > PERSUADING
> > > > Evacuate - Ebak muna ako, you wait!
> > > > It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
> > > > Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isa (11)
> > > > Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang
ang damit,
> >eh
> > > > DELUSION)
> > > > Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working
lunch,
> >eh
> > > > DELIVERY na ang
> > > > tanghalian
> > > > Profit - Messenger of God
> > > > profit - patunayan mo
> > > > Balance Sheet - What comes out after
eating a
> >balance
> > > > diet
> > > > backlog - bacon saka egg
> ; > > > beehive - magpakatino ka
> > > > cdrom - tingnan mo ang kwarto
> > > > debug - ang ipis
> > > > defrag - ang palaka
> > > > defense - ang bakod
> > > > defer - ang balahibo
> > > > deflate - ang plato
> > > > detest - ang eksamin
> > > > devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
> > > > devote - ang boto
> > > > dilemma - brownout! , a!
> > > > effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
> > > > forums - apat na kwarto
> > > > july - nagsinungaling ka ba?
> > > > thesis - ito ay...

Posted by jOnGzKi at 6:20 PM NZT
Updated: Monday, 9 August 2004 5:37 PM NZT
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