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english term you may use he he he (dont daRE)

Contemplate - not enough pinggan
> > > > Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
> > > > Ice Buko - Is my hair ok?
> > > > Tenacious - Footwear for tennis
> > > > Calculator - Tawagan kita mamaya
> > > > Devastation - Dun sasakay ng bus
> > > > Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
> > > > Masturbation - Malawakang gutom
> > > > Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
> > > > Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
> > > > Dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
> > > > Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
> > > > Deduct - Ang pato
> > > > Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
> > > > Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
> > > > Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if
DEPOSIT is
> >leaking)
> > > > City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow
6
> > > > Cattle - D oon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
> > > > Persuading - Unang Kasal
> > > > Depress - Ang nagkasal sa
PERSUADING
> > > > Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa
kontrata
> >sa
> > > > PERSUADING
> > > > Evacuate - Ebak muna ako, you wait!
> > > > It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
> > > > Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isa (11)
> > > > Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang
ang damit,
> >eh
> > > > DELUSION)
> > > > Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working
lunch,
> >eh
> > > > DELIVERY na ang
> > > > tanghalian
> > > > Profit - Messenger of God
> > > > profit - patunayan mo
> > > > Balance Sheet - What comes out after
eating a
> >balance
> > > > diet
> > > > backlog - bacon saka egg
> ; > > > beehive - magpakatino ka
> > > > cdrom - tingnan mo ang kwarto
> > > > debug - ang ipis
> > > > defrag - ang palaka
> > > > defense - ang bakod
> > > > defer - ang balahibo
> > > > deflate - ang plato
> > > > detest - ang eksamin
> > > > devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
> > > > devote - ang boto
> > > > dilemma - brownout! , a!
> > > > effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
> > > > forums - apat na kwarto
> > > > july - nagsinungaling ka ba?
> > > > thesis - ito ay...

10 Things About Living in the Philippines
1) Women get their nails done every week, and always on make-up even without taking a bath lol.

2) Nightlife includes waiters who light AND ash your cigarettes!

3) It's easy to find beauty in females, harder to find in your surroundings.

4) Politics sucks!!!!!

5) Food is cheap.

6) Text messaging is a way of life. From asking someone out.

7) Summer, yes Philippines has a summer, is between the months of March and May. Super hot!!!

8) Malls are crazy on weekends.

9) It's all about WHO you know.

10) It's raining right now.

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Putang ina medyo nagkakagulo sa organization namin ngaun kse naman ang daming binabago na di naman dumadaan sa amin, parang bina bypass kami ng national chapter kayo nagkakagulo...

sa mga tao naman na feeling communist fuck ya'll puro kayo mga co?u-nist... puro kayo mga porma.

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