Mood:
flirtyNow Playing: itsumo by dice & k9
Topic: fun and nonsense
Did you know that you can tell from the
skin
whether a
person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find
that when women
make love they produce amounts of the
hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances
of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat
produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled
on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up.
It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the
body.
It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need
special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It
releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria
and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the
level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-
up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the
brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose.
Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma
and hay
fever.
This message has been posted to you for good
luck
in
sex. The original
is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been posted
around the
world nine times. Now
sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy"
will
visit you within four
days after reading this message, provided you,
in
turn,
post it on. If you
don't, then you will never receive good sex
again
for
the rest of your
life. You will eventually become celibate, and
your
genitals will rot and fall
off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you
think
need sex
(who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of
your
genitals has
no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must
leave your bulletin in 96
hours. Please post and see what
happens in
four days. Since the
copy must tour the world, you must send it. This
is
true, even if you are
not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please
remember:
you must post this in 96 hours or you
will
not have good sex again
for the rest of your life!!!!
a-ok
cool
check out ma newly tattoo... i was so lousy the other nyt when i meet kabong damn! hes ma tattoo artist... then i ask him to ink ma skin!
party time!
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