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Monday, 7 June 2004
Top Ten Rejection Lines by Women

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean.............)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich Sugardaddy.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)

Posted by jOnGzKi at 4:35 PM NZT
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ei wierd corporate satan this is it!!!
thnx man!
fLaME oF ReCCa

Posted by jOnGzKi at 2:35 PM NZT
Updated: Tuesday, 8 June 2004 3:46 PM NZT
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Thursday, 27 May 2004
A wicked cool image from Corporate Satan
here you go, my friend, a li'l image just for you you:

now, if you want to make that image clickable, do it like this:


Posted by jOnGzKi at 2:15 AM NZT
Updated: Thursday, 27 May 2004 2:19 AM NZT
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Friday, 14 May 2004
FuN N nOnSeNse
check out Pork Tornado's list of the Top 10 Worst Album Covers of all time.

Thanks to Corporate Satan for that link.

Posted by jOnGzKi at 2:27 PM NZT
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Monday, 26 April 2004
stiLL.....
whats up d MAD! hope u read my blogs...
galing kami ng Looc nong sunday overnight kami sa gishelle... sana magksama tayo para lalong mas masaya kasma ko sina longgoy, winnie G, jha2.

Posted by jOnGzKi at 11:48 PM NZT
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