child-onset senility
is it just me, or does having children seem to cause the onset of senility? or is it that if you weren't already on that path you wouldn't breed? a true conundrum....i do know that they caused my "situational tourettes syndrome"- whenever my children are around, especially my teenage daughter Stinky, i want to have an inappropriate spontaneous outburst.........

hello, world......
first blog ever, what a grand egotistical idea- dare i actually believe that i have anything of import to say to the world? nah, jus' another pathetic attempt at swimming out of this sea of psyhosis that marrriage/divorce/reality/yardwork/bills/school/work/child rearing engenders... don't get me wrong, i love my life, especially my kids. i like kids, with barbecue sauce...do you suppose if we ate our young like other species only the smart, fast ones would survive? if so, i would certainly be childless...my daughter Stinky says that if that were the case, we would have to have ten or twelve at a time so that nature could compensate and the species wouldn't die out. that could be a drawback. ah well, back to the drawing board.....