Adventures....
I know, I know...

It's been a while. It's because A.J., although still funny, has turned into a little madman.

He's throwing more temper tantrums and acting crazy daily.

Story: A.J. and I went to Wal-Mart for a little one of our outings. He's developed a love for keys. Lately, he hasn't been content with his toy keys.

He needs mine.

So, I gave him my keys as we entered the store. He tried to open (with the keys) a couple of different items. And he even reached for what appeared to be a lady's coat.

It kept him occupied.

But as we left, I had to open the car door. Not thinking that he'd go crazy, I took the keys from him.

BIG MISTAKE.

He started SCREAMING as if I was twisting his arm and applying more and more pressure. He didn't stop when I put him in the car and strapped him into his seat.

I look to my right and a lady is staring at me as if I'm kidnapping him. With a concerned look on her face, she begins to walk quickly into the store, looking back at me a few times.

This lady is going to report me.

I pulled off my car key, gave the rest to A.J. and got the heck out of there. Luckily, I haven't seen my face or license plate number on TV yet.

I think I'm safe.

I spent the next 25 minutes lecturing A.J. as if he were a teenager who broke curfew.

Like he cared.