LONE SWORD: "She's gotta be in one of these cells."
GYLP: "Yeah, but which one."
*They search in each door. They open the eye slot
on each door they look through.*
GULP: "No."
LONE SWORD: "No."
*LONE SWORD opens the door with the key he used
to open the front door. He and GULP walk in.
MOONYA: "What do you what?"(PIXEL wakes up.)
LONE SWORD: "It's me."
GULP: "It's us."
MOONYA: "How'd you find us?"
LONE SWORD: "No time to talk. C'mon."
GULP: "We gotta move."
*LONE SWORD pulls MOONYA out of the cell. GULP follows
with PIXEL. They sneak out of the hall.*
*ORBIT OF MOONSKIN -- SPACE-- LONE SWORD, GULP, MOONYA, and PIXEL are sitting up front. LONE SWORD is driving.*
LONE SWORD: "Look. It's Spaceball 1/2. They've reached
the air shield."
PIXEL: "And it's opening."
GULP: "How they gonna get the air out? I don't see
any hoses or anything."
*SPACEBALL 1/2 keeps on changing. A handel starts to grow out of the top. The rockets turn into wheels.*
GULP: "Oh my gosh. It's not just a spaceship. It's
a transformer."
PIXEL: "It's changing into...."
GULP: "....a gigantic...."
MOONYA: "....vacuum."
LONE SWORD: "So that's how they're gonna get the air out!"
SANDURZ: "Metamorphoses is completed, sir. Spaceball
1/2 has now become....(dramatic music)
....Mega Hoover."
DARK HAIR: "Good."
GINYU: "Remarkable."
DARK HAIR: "Now, commence Operation: Vacu-suck."
*King Broli is having trouble breathing since all of the air from planet Moonskin is being sucked up into the Mega Hoover*
BROLI: "Goodbye, little Moonya. My little baby,
Moonya." (faints)
MOONYA: "The air bag, it's almost full."
LONE SWORD: "We've gotta act fast. Step 1, we reverse
the vacuum and blow the air back on the planet; step 2, we destroy that
thing."
MOONYA: "But isn't that dangerous?"
LONE SWORD: "Extremely, plus, I don't know how the
HFIL we're gonna do it."
GULP: "What about that ring Catnip gave you?"
LONE SWORD: "Oh yeah"
*LONE SWORD pulls the Balls
ring out of his pocket.*
LONE SWORD: "Okay. Here goes nothing."
*LONE SWORD points the ring at the vacuum.*
((MEGA HOOVER - ORBIT OF MOONSKIN - SPACE-- The
switch on the vacuum starts to glow and move towards the reverse part of
the vacuum.))
MOONYA: "Look at that. Wow."
GULP: "It....it's working."
MOONYA: "C'mon Balls!"
MOONYA, PIXEL, and GULP: "C'mon Balls. C'mon
Balls. C'mon Balls."
*The switch flips over to the reverse part. The
vacuum starts blowing air back on the planet.*
DARK HAIR: "Sandurz, what's going on?"
SANDURZ: "It's Mega Hoover. It's gone from suck to
blow."
GUARD OFF SCREEN: "Sir, the intruders are inside! What should we do?"
DARK HAIR: "Leave them to me."
DARK HAIR: "Not so fast, Lone Sword. (walks
in)
LONE SWORD: "Dark Hair. So, at last we meet for the
first time and for the last time. (thinks about what he said) Yeah."
DARK HAIR: "Before you die, there is something you
should know about us, Lone Sword."
LONE SWORD: "What?"
DARK HAIR: "I am your father!"
LONE SWORD: "(glares at him) No duh dad! I'm the one that told you that!"
DARK HAIR: "Oh yeah. Prepare to die."
*DARK HAIR puts his balls ring on. He carefully holds his sword.
LONE SWORD does the same.*
DARK HAIR: "You have the ring, and I see your Balls
is as big as mine."
*Both look at their swords.*
*DARK HAIR slices at LONE SWORDS crotch.
LONE SWORD blocks it, and cover his crotch. This surprises DARK HAIR and gives LONE SWORD the advantage. LONE SWORD strikes at DARK HAIRS crotch. DARK HAIR falls back into
the self-destruct button and activates it.*
SHIP'S VOICE: "Thank you for pressing the self-destruct
button. This ship will self-destruct in three minutes."
*LONE SWORD runs back to the Barbiebago and escapes with MOONYA, PIXEL, and GILP*
DARK HAIR: "You've got to stop it. Is there any to
stop it?"
SANDURZ: "I can't. It's irreversible."
DARK HAIR: "Like my bodysuit."
SANDURZ: "Save me Vege...uh...Lord Dark Hair! Save me!"
DARK HAIR: "Get off of me you freak!"
((EXT. CHAPLE - DAY-- The sign outside says, "TODAY, THE ROYAL WEDDING OF PRINCESS MOONYA TO PRINCE PLAYER, TAKE TWO."))
BROLI: "Are you all right, my dear. You look a
little fidgity."
MOONYA: "Don't worry about me, Father. I'm completely
over him. Ha, didn't even stay for the wedding. Just grabbed his million
zenni and ran."
BROLI: "He didn't take the million."
MOONYA: "He didn't?"
BROLI: "No. He just took two hundred and forty-eight
zenni for lunch, gas, and tolls."
MINISTER MEW: "(fast) Princess Moonya, do you take Prince
Player to be your lawfully wedded husband."
MOONYA: "Uh....well....I suppose. Oh, I don't know."
LONE SWORD: "No, she doesn't"
MINISTER MEW: "What?"
*ALL react.*
MINISTER MEW: "Who the HFIL are you?"
LONE SWORD: "Prince Lone Sword."
MOONYA: "Prince?"
LONE SWORD: "I just found out. That's what this
says (points to his sword). I'm an honest to Kami prince. Will you marry me?"
