MINISTER MEW: "Okay. Here we go, the short-short version.
(to Lone Sword) Do you?"
LONE SWORD: "Yes."
MINISTER MEW: "Do you?"
MOONYA: "Yes."
MINISTER MEW: "Good. You're married. Kiss her."
LONE SWORD: "I love you."
MOONYA: "I love you."
*LONE SWORD and MOONYA kiss. AUDIENCE applaud. GULP
starts to cry.*
LONE SWORD: "Talk about you happy endings."
MOONYA: "Oh, shut-up and kiss me."
