GULP: "I can't, I can't, I can't go, I can't go
any further. I can't go any further."
LONE SWORD: "Just one more dune to go."
GULP: "Nope. you said that three dunes ago. I got
no more left. Oh, waiter, check please." (falls down)
LONE SWORD: "Must go on. Must go on. Must go on.
Who am I kidding." (drops MOONYA then falls down)
DB's: "(sing) D, B, D, D, D, D,
D, B, D, B, D, D, D, D, D, B, D, B,
D, D...."
((DB's see LONE SWORD, MOONYA, GULP, and PIXEL lying
on the ground. They go to their aid.))
HEAD DB: "DB, D, D, D, DB, D."
((DB's split up and start giving water and oil
to PIXEL, LONE SWORD, GULP, and MOONYA.))
GULP: "Oh, thanks little guy."
LONE SWORD: "Thank you."
DB's: " DB, D, DB."
((The DB's are opening a secret
door in the sand, and lead LONE SWORD, GULP, MOONYA, and PIXEL inside.))INT.
DB's: "D, D, D. DB, D, DB."
GULP: "What are they sayin'?"
MOONYA: "Well, it's obvious they want us to go with
them."
Cat: "Who dares enter the sacred
and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Catnip?"
LONE SWORD, MOONYA, PIXEL, and GULP: "CATNIP!?"
CATNIP: "You heard of me?"
LONE SWORD: "Heard of ya? Who hasn't of Catnip?"
MOONYA: "Catnip, the wise."
PIXEL: "Catnip, the all powerful."
GULP: "Catnip, the
magnificent."
CATNIP: "Please, please, don't make a fuse. I'm
just plain Catnip."
LONE SWORD: "But you're the one...."
Catnip: "Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic.
A power known throughout the universe, known as...."
GULP: "The force?"
CATNIP: "No. The Balls!"
LONE SWORD, MOONYA, PIXEL, and GULP: "The Balls?"
CATNIP: "Yes. The Balls."
((SPACEBALL CITY -- Ginyu's BEDROOM --
MARLENE and CHARLENE are in Ginyu's bed. Ginyu is under
the sheet fondling the twins.))
MARLENE and CHARLENE: "Wew, wew,
wew, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ohh, weeew...."
*vid screen comes on and COMMANDERETTE appears*
COMMANDERETTE: "President Ginyu."
MARLENE and CHARLENE hide under the sheet. GINYU comes out from underneath the sheet.
GINYU: "What is it?"
COMMANDERETTE: "I have an urgent
message from Lord Dark Hair. He's lost the princess."
GINYU: "Where?"
COMMANDERETTE: "Somewhere on the sands of Vega."
GINYU: "Tell him to comb the desert. Do you hear
me? Comb the desert."
SANDURZ: "Are we being too literal."
DARK HAIR: "No, you fool. We're following
orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it."
*DARK HAIR shouts to the
troopers.*
DARK HAIR: "(shouts) Found anything yet?"
TROOPERS WITH COMB: "Nothing yet, sir."
DARK HAIR: "(shouts)
How about you?"
TROOPER WITH PICK: "I ain't found crap."
BROLI: "Moonya, come to me."
MOONYA (opens the door and walks on the desert
toward Broli): "Daddy, is it really you?"
BROLI: "Yes, my dear. I guarantee it. Would I lie?"
MOONYA: "Daddy."
((Pixel followed Moonya outside))
PIXEL: "Princess don't!"
((When MOONYA reaches to hug BROLI, he turns into
DARK HAIR.))
MOONYA: "Ah! Ohhhhh. (faints and falls into DARK HAIR's
arms)
DARK HAIR: "Fooled you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, heheh, puff puff."
A guard covers PIXEL's eyes and he shuts down.
DARK HAIR: "Take them both aboard, and put the princess in my quarters." (hands
her to Sandurz)
DARK HAIR: (imitating Moonya) "No. No, please, leave me alone. (his own) No you are mine. (imitating Lone Sword) Not so fast, Hair. (his own) Lone Sword. (imitating Lone Sword) Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey. (his own) Now you are going to die. (imitating Lone Sword) Oh, oh, ohhhh. (imitating Gulp) Hey, what did you do to my friend? (his own) The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy. (imitating Gulp) Oh, ohhh. (his own) And you too. (imitating Pixel) Oh, ohh."
DARK HAIR: "Now, Princess Moonya, at last we are alone. (imitating Moonya) No, no, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Leave me alone....yet, I find you strangely attractive. (his own voice) Of course you do. Moon princesses are always attracted to money and power. And I have both, and you know it. (imitating Moonya) No, leave me alone. (his own) Now, kiss me. (imitating Moonya) No, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, ohh, oh, you're hair is so big."
Will Lone Sword be able to rescue the princess?
