*after a while spaceballz find them and begin firing at her car*
MOONYA: "Hey! I don't have to put up with this. I'm
rich." (picks up phone)
PIXEL: "What you doing?"
MOONYA: "I'm calling my father. 1-800-MOONSKI. (dials
the phone)
((phone conversation))
*Moonya is on the phone.*
MOONYA: "Hurry, Daddy, hurry. They're laser blasts
all around us. I'm so scared."
EXT. Barbiebago- SPACE
BROLI'S VOICE: "King Broli to Lone Sword. King
Broli to Lone Sword. Are you there?"
INT. Barbiebago- SPACE-- Lone Sword and Gulp are talking
to Broli on the phone.
Broli: "Lone Sword, you've got to help me. Please,
save my daughter. She's being attacked by Spaceballz."
LONE SWORD: "Spaceballz? Forget it. Too dangerous.
Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Hair's hit list."
GULP: "Look, your highness, it's not that we're
afraid. Far from it. It's just we got this thing about them. It's not us."
BROLI: "Please, you must. You're the only ones
who can save her. I'll give anything. Did you hear me? Anything."
GULP: "Anything?"
RBROLI: "Yes! Anything!"
LONE SWORD: "Okay, we'll do it for a million."
BROLI: "A million?"
GULP: "Whoa, you startin' to fade here. We're losing
picture, your highness."
BROLI: "All right, all right, I'll pay it. Only
find her, save her."
LONE SWORD: "All right, King, you just made a deal."
GULP: "One princess for one million zenni."
((end phone conversation))
PIXEL: "Wow! That was on quick rescue!"
MOONYA: "Yes, but why did daddy have to hire such slobs?"
GULP: "Just what we need, a spoiled princess."
DARK HAIR: "So, Princess Moonya, you
thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball. Well,
you were wrong. You are now our prisoner, and you will held hostage until
such time, as all of the air is transferred from your planet to ours."
SANDURZ: "Sir, the princess isn't in the car."
DARK HAIR: "WHAT!?"
*Sandurz covers his crotch*
*the Barbiebago is in front of them*
SANDURZ: "We're closing in on them, sir. In less
than minute, Lone Sword will be ours."
DARK HAIR: "Good. Prepare to attack. On the count of three. One, two..."
*Barbiebago takes off into hyperactive.*
DARK HAIR: "Wait. What happened? Where
are they?"
SANDURZ: "I don't know, sir. They must have hyperjets
on that thing."
DARK HAIR: "And what have we got on this thing a quezinart?!"
SANDURZ: "No, sir."
DARK HAIR: "Well, find them catch them."
SANDURZ: "Yes, sir. (over loudspeaker) Prepare ship
for light speed."
DARK HAIR: "No, no, no, light speed is too slow."
SANDURZ: "Light speed, too slow?"
DARK HAIR: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous
speed."
SANDURZ: "(gasp) Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never
gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it."
DARK HAIR: "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?"
*The ship takes off. The display lights up: Light
Speed, Ridiculous Speed, and then Ludicrous Speed. DARK HAIR and SANDURZ is being pulled
back.*
DARK HAIR: "Whoaaa! What have I done? My brains are
going into my feet."
((the Barbiebago begins to shake violently))
LONE SWORD: "What's that?"
GULP: "I don't know. I don't know. We're losing
power. Why? 'Cause we're outta gas."
LONE SWORD: "We must've burned it up in hyperactive."
GULP: "I told you we should've put more that five
bucks worth in."
LONE SWORD: "Okay, we'll have to set her down. Prepare
for emergency landing. Quick, give me a reading."
GULP: "(prays) How, oh Father, be in heaven. Thou
will be Thy name, thy kingdom come...."
LONE SWORD: "Would you stop that!"
((chrashes into a sand dune))
((DESERT - DAY-- MOONYA is walking down with an umbrella.
PIXEL is following her with a cart. LONE SWORD and GULP are following with
a trunk.))
GULP: "Geez. I hope she didn't forget anything."
LONE SWORD: "That's it! This lugage is going down!"
MOONYA: "What!? Don't you dare!"
LONE SWORD: "Why don't you try and stop me sweet cakes!?"
MOONYA: "Grrrrr, MEN!"
((the blazing sun of the desert shines down on them and all them are begining to tire))
MOONYA: "Room service! Foom service!"
PIXEL: "Oil! Oil!"
LONE SWORD: "Water! Water!"
GULP: "Ben&Jerry! Ben&Jerry!"
