The "Ne Tama song"
Sung by:Nyan-Nyan, K-chan, H-chan
(The set: A school Gymnasium. See K-chan in a cheerleader outfit, trying to drag H-chan out onto the floor. In one hand shes briandishing a bright red skirt.)
K-chan: Put the dress on!
H-chan: No way. Youre singin this one solo!
K-chan: But...the backup parts!
H-chan:(hollering):CMON IN, GUYS! (About 12 Nyan-Nyans appear in cheerleader outfits.) I think they can handle it.
(The Nyan-Nyans form a pyramid behind K-chan. She bats her eyes, pouts her lips, and begins to sing:)
K-chan: Ne Tama!
Ne Tama, youre so fine, youre so fine you blow my mind ne Tama!
Nyan-Nyan and K-chan: Ne TAMA! NE TAMA, YOURE SO FINE YOURE SO FINE
K-chan(Cuddling Tamahome plushie) And youre all MINE! TA-MA!
(All the Nyan Nyan move to spell out "Tama-chan" with their pom-poms. Spotlight on K-chan.)
K-chan: Ne Tama!
Youre shiny blue hair and your glinty blue eyes
Youre heroic poses and youre heartbreaking sighs!
H-chan:(sings from the side) This hero worship &^%$ is the the stuff that I despise!
K-chan: TAMAAA! (hissing) shut up, h-chan!
Ne Tama, waht a trauma, appearing in this world
But you were so kind to a scared little girl
Ne Tamahome-sama, blue haired bishonen
You keep on counting yen, Tama...
(Nyan-Nyans throw Yen out on the floor, H-chan runs aorund scooping it up)
K-chan: But when Tama, When, Tama?
Will you say When Tam-AH!
(K-chan is ruedly shoved offstage by H-chan, who has put on a low cut black dress and feather boa. She strikes a pose and begins to opera-diva:)
H-chan: You pick up my dear friend, kiss her boo-boos when shes tripped
(K-chan gets starry-eyes)
You keep her hair done and her fingernails clipped,
(K-chan turns red)
Some people call it love, but I think that you are whipped Ta-MA!
(K-chan dashes up on stage, whaps H-chan in the head)
Ne Tamahome-sama, who cares what she says?
A girl like her dosent know love anyway
(glares at H-chan) Youre personality will drive your Chichiri away, H-chan!
(The two get in a thwacking match)
H-chan: Ne Tama, what a trama, your fiancees voice!
K-chan: Youre "opera-diva" warble didnt seem like a good choice!
H-chan:Ne Tamahome-sama, your song makes me sick!
So can we end it quick, Tam-erk!
Chichiri(Suddenly appearing behuind her):Da!
(H-chan freezes with a very typical, sweatdriopping, hand in the proverbial cookie jar look. She turnes around to see a annoyed looking Chichiri.)
H-chan: Um, Hi Chichiri...heh...
Chichiri:(slightly annoyed) H-chan no daa...this was supposed to be her song no da!
H-chan (shrugs) Gomen, Chichiri...(glares at K-chan) Oh, go ahead.
(All the Nyan-Nyan gather around K-chan and lift her on their shoulders for a touching finale:)
K-chan(Oprea-diva-belting-madness):NE TAMAHOME SAMA, BLUE HAIRED BISHONEN!!! YOUR THE BEST LOOKING OUT OF ALL THE SHONEN MEN!!!! NE TAMAHOME SAMA, KEEP ON LOOKING COOL!!!! HERES TO YOU TAMAAAAA....
(Fireworks go off in the background.)
(K-chan strikes a Mary Katherine Gallagher pose)
K-chan: NE TAMAAA!!!!
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