11/22/01
- Results -
11/22/01
***SMACKDOWN***
Tonight we will see:
Rock and RVD vs Dudley Boyz for the WWF Tag Team Championship, and a
Gravy Bowl Invitational Match between Stacy and Trish.
The co-owner of the WWF, Ric Flair, comes to the ring. Happy
Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving brought us the Survivor Series, one of the
greatest PPV's of all time. And thank God I bet on the winning team. Who
would have ever guessed that Stephanie and Shane sold their WWF stock to
Ric Flair. I am now 50% owner of the WWF. On December 9 at Vengeance
Rock and Steve Austin will fight till there is only one. One great
champion, one great company. Vince McMahon comes to the ring. Vince gets
on the mic. Since this is Thanksgiving we should give a thank you to
Kurt Angle. Boo. Imagine me having a 50/50 partner in Ric Flair. Goes to
show you that anything can happen. I have to compliment you Ric, this is
a brilliant idea. I agree we should only have one champion. I applaud
that idea. Let me offer something else. If I'm the Rock, I would love to
get my hands on Y2J. If I were Steve Austin I would want to get my hands
on Kurt Angle. What if Austin defends the WWF title against Angle, and
Rock defends the World title against Y2J. Then the winner of both
matches later on in the night will fight for the undisputed world
champion.
I think you could have been less flamboyant in the way you addressed
your partnership with me. I'm not so sure that you didn't know that
Austin was in the building. When you were prancing in the ring here
comes Austin. I looked at you and said what are you gonna do? You didn't
do a damn thing. I pulled Austin off of Angle. What did I get in return?
Austin beat the hell out of me. What did you do? You stood there and
watched it. When I walked up the ramp I could have swore you and Austin
were drinking beer together. If we're 50/50 partners I will always watch
your back. In the future when I jump in I want you too as well. What
kind of partner are you going to make?
Flair gets back on the mic and starts dancing. I'm a kiss stealing
wheelin dealin, etc, etc, etc. partners with you Vince McMahon.
Backstage, Coach interviews Trish. Why did you accept a gravy bowl
match? You know I don't mind getting nasty. I will defend my title
against any challenger in any type of match. I'm dressed to kill. If
this dress gets wet, just be sure I will make the bigger impression.
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Test vs Scotty Too Hotty
Size 15 right in the mouth.
Winner: Test
Backstage, Sharmel Sullivan (aka Paisley) interviews Tazz. Tazz, why are
you back here in the WWF? Well it's real simple. Vince hired me back
because he was impressed by what I did to Heyman last week. Funaki walks
up and starts laughing at Tazz for losing to the kiss ass man Regal.
Tazz chokes out Funaki. Big Show walks up and tells Tazz to pick on
somebody his own size. A challenged is issued between the two.
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Backstage, Angle and Vince wish each other a happy thanksgiving. Angle
says everybody is ingrates. They should all be thankfull of him for
saving the WWF. Angle thanks Vince for giving him the opportunity at
Vengeance to become the undisputed world champion. Christian brings in
room service food to show his grattitude. Undertaker walks in and tells
Christian he was just leaving. Angle says Undertaker should be thanking
him. Vince says he can handle it. Angle leaves. Vince asks Undertaker
where he was Monday night to be in the celebration. Undertaker says he
was not there because he didn't fit in. Undertaker wants to know why
Vince didn't tell him about Angle being the mole. Undertaker says Angle
is a snake in the grass, and wonders why Vince didn't come to him to do
the job that Angle did. Undertaker wants some grattitude. Vince makes a
match between Undertaker and Angle for tonight.
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Tazz vs Big Show
Tazz jumped on Show's back and put him in the tazzmission. Show counters
the move by falling flat on his back, with Tazz still hanging on, for
the pin.
Winner: Big Show
Backstage, Vince is eating Christian's room service food. Angle enters
and tells Vince he is ready for Undertaker. Angle leaves and Regal
enters. Christian gets excused by Vince. Vince asks Regal for a favor -
whispers in Regal's ear. What!? You want me to do that? Yes I can bloody
do that.
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Kurt Angle vs Undertaker
Angle managed to roll out of the chokeslam and lock on the ankle lock in
the middle of the ring. Undertaker broke free with his strong legs.
Angle gets back up and runs at Undertaker only to receive a chokeslam.
Undertaker can't make a pin attempt because his ankle is hurting.
Undertaker puts the ankle lock on Angle. Angle makes it to the ropes but
Undertaker doesn't let go. Vince enters the ring with a chair and gets
in swinging position when Undertaker turns around. Undertaker stares at
Vince, takes the chair away from him, drops it, and stares some more.
Undertaker says something to Vince and leaves. Vince has a grin on his
face. Angle re-enters the ring to ask Vince what is going on.
NO CONTEST, or Angle winner by DQ for UT not letting go of the ankle
lock in the ropes
Backstage, Regal is walking the hallway.
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William Regal comes to the ring. Seeing as how it is thanksgiving here
in America I thought I would let you know that I am thankfull of certain
things. I am thankfull that I am British. I am also thankfull for the
fact that on Monday night at Raw I had the honor of kissing Mr.
McMahon's backside. Now I am thankfully employed here in the WWF. Each
of you would have done the same thing if given the opportunity. You are
all just jealous because I did it better than you possibly could have.
Now, I would like to call out Steve Austin. Austin comes to the ring.
I'm glad you decided to show up. Austin takes the mic from Regal. You
wanna say something to me face to face. What? Regal gets a word in.
What? Another word in. What? Another word in. What? I'm sorry but it
smells like crap in here. What did you wanna say to me? Another word in.
What? What? What? What? I brought you a gift. Stuff all this gum and
candy in your mouth. Your breath stinks. Here's some Altoids, try those.
Knock em out of my hands, I dare ya. Haha. Did you wash your face and
brush your teeth? Have you been eating chocolate? What?
Austin asks some more question to which the crowd answers
"what". Did you get excited kissing Vince's ass? You are in
the kiss ass club amd I'm in the whip ass club. Regal takes the mic
back. If it wasn't for you losing at Survivor Series I wouldn't had to
kiss Vince's ass. Austin stuns Regal. Dudleys, Test, and Christian hit
the ring and all gang up on Austin. Dudleyz give Austin a 3D. Regal
stretch on Austin.
-commercial-
Backstage, Vince, Test, Christian, Dudleyz, and Regal celebrate kicking
Austin's ass. Austin gives Christian an IC Title match against Edge
tonight. Vince wants to know where RVD is. Dudleyz say when RVD found
out what they wanted them to do to Austin he wanted no part of it and no
showed.
Gravy Bowl Invitational - WWF Women's Championship
Stacy and Trish Stratus
There is a table placed beside the gravy pit with food on it. Both women
sit at the table and then they start food fighting. Trish catapults
Stacy into the gravy pool. Good thong shot of Stacy. Trish jumps on
Stacy's back and makes her tap out with a reverse chin lock.
Winner: Trish Stratus
-commercial-
Backstage, Matt complains to Lita about Jeff taking a stupid risk as
Survivor Series. Jeff walks in. Jeff says he is sorry. Matt says Jeff
made a selfish choice that cost them the most important tag team match
in their careers. Lita tells Matt he has made some selfish choices in
their relationship. Lita says there are more important things than being
in the ring such as love and family. Lita leaves and Matt chases after
her. Jeff gets mad and throws down his ice pack he was holding to his
head.
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WWF Intercontinental Championship
Christian vs Edge
Christian brings a chair in the ring and Edge punches it back in his
face. Edge goes to pick up the chair but Test enters and takes out Edge.
Christian gives Edge the unprettier on the chair.
Winner by DQ: Edge
-commercial-
Backstage, RVD asks Rock talk about their tag team match against the
Dudleyz. RVD is spaced out so to get his attention Rock starts speaking
VanDamese. RVD understands.
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WWF Tag team Championship
Rock and Rob Van Dam vs Dudley Boyz
At the beginning of the match Vince comes out to the top of the stage
and makes it a handicapped match by putting Chris Jericho on the
Dudley's side. Jericho low blows the Rock and gives him the rock bottom
for the pin.
Winners: Chris Jericho and Dudley Boyz
After the match Jericho and the Dudleyz leave to the back. Rock gets on
the mic and say he and RVD don't feel like leaving. Rock talks some more
VanDamese. The Dudleyz run back down to the ring. Vandaminator on Bubba.
Rock bottom on Dvon. Rock and RVD high five each other and salute the
fans. Rock and RVD leave to the back while the Dudleyz slowly make their
way up.
End of show...
