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2003, and before!
"Every roach has the right to be smoked, I'm just being civil."
"Being new-age and digital doesn't make you sound cool, it just makes you sound new-age and digital." Neil
"Hey, buddy, you look like you need some cocaine." Alon
Dan-"Well it sort of looks like a teddy bear."
Neil-"Ooh! a monkey!!"
Heather-"Yeeesss... a monkey...."
"Dude, I would totally do her upper half."
"So, here we have an object at rest... much like our friend in the back row." Professor Millet
"I'm not going to say anything... wait-yes I am! COOKIE!!" Neil
"I wanna spend the rest of my life on you.. wait, that sounded really sick. Let me rephrase that. 'LIVE WITH ME!'"
"My goodness, what's wrong with your face?" Mrs. Doyle
"You know, you and me together makes one and a half asians." Tony
"...and by 'go to hell', I mean 'I love you'."
"I'm not being illogical, you're a woman which makes you like a coin." Sandro
Chris - "There are two sides to every woman."
Sandro - "Yeah, the back side and the front side."
"It has a low douche ratio.." Pete
"Ah!! Cous cous!!" Ben
"There's a few more left, but they need the razor blade treatment..." Prof. Schreve
"*flicking lights on and off repeatedly* Just trying to get my money out of it." Alon
Now I must add on a little introduction here... I've (as of 7/23/03) created an online version of the official big "Little Quote book"! (*waves finger* yaaaaay) and the following is all of the entries as of this point! >) mwahaha. ha. hahaha.
"Ow, my rectum!" Vlad/Alby
Vlad - "Back then, we didn't care about breasts."
Alby - "Now they're everything. Well, not really. Actually, I don't even care about breasts!"
"Impagegatango"
"There are such great one-liners in this movie!" Bryan
"Just because she's there doesn't mean you have to fuck her..." Anna
"You'd have to get him right after he's dead, and that's kind of hard to come by" Dillain
"Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" Monty Python (Meaning of the word fuck)
"If that were true, she'd be a fat midget." Bryan
"You know, there's a word for you people who think everyone's out to get them." "Yes, perceptive!" (random movie preview)
"Pain is the weakness leaving your body"
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."
"Power corrupts. Ultimate power is kind of neat though..."
"Something's wrong with her face." - "Something's wrong with the stick up her ass!" Me + friend
"Mark was angry. But on the lines of I-want-to-light-you-on-fire-and-urinate-on-the-ashes kind of angry, rather than the I'm-in-the-mood-to-crumble-your-bones-to-dust-and-violate-you-with-a-lightsaber kind of angry Tom was experiencing when he wrote some of the lyrics to Sleeper." Divinity Destroyed (Description of song lyrics)
"Where shouldst I bestow the immortal seed of my loin?" Alex J (pookiebuns)
"Was it good for you too?" "I need a cigarette!" Blinky, as told by Chris
"Well then again, maybe I just have a really big c*nt..." anon
"Ohhh.. I almost fell down that time...." Heather, repeatedly
"I have nothing left to live for!" Pink man, as told by Chris
"Well, I'm shoving a tampon up my p***y right now, so you're just going to have to wait!" anon
"Oh baguette, why are you so good to me?" Chris
"It's not my fault she picked the five-leaf clover that's gonna make her trip and fall down the stairs..." Chris (the precalc teacher) about Helen
"Well I would, but I'm planning on being drunk that day..." Dave's mom
Me - "Why don't you love your fish?"
Mom - "I do! that's why i gave it food."
"I'm not weird." My mom (rofl)
"ph3ar me h34t|-|3r I |-|4v3 ^ 5|-|4cl<|3 0 5]331" P-chan
"None of this let-that-nasty-teacher-lady-leave-it-to-the-whim-of-almighty-chance-as-she-flips-that-wretched-poker-chip-in-the-air-stuff. No siree. Not this time." Stephanie (eng teacher)
Jill-"At least my hermit crab did something cool..."
Heather-"What?"
Jill-"It moved."
"Phwinked" (I don't even remember where that one came from...)
"What, am I not ghetto enough for you?" Ethan
"It's not dead. It's winter, it's sleeeeeeping!"
"Conform."
"Ehhhhh.... I'm a chicken!!" (also substituted with the infamous:) "Ehhhhhh.... I'm an emuuuu!!" Emu aka Helen aka mongoose
"Sort of.. less knives, more alcohol." Christine
"Hey mon, you know the shortest distance between two points is a line?" - "No, mon!" Bahemian guys
"Yea.. you were a real bitch!" Bill's dad about bill's mom
"If all the women in the world smoked, I'd go gay. I would. I would suck dick." Bill
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
"Here's an interesting potato story..." Ralph (IB god)
"I give you the gift of the mini-diaphragm." Ayse
"Tampon!" Ayse
"Emus don't take it up the ass.." me/emu/rabbit
"Any guy that has that done to him deserves head.... BUT HE CAN'T!!!" Ayse
"I'm a beekeeper! I'm a beekeeper!" Ayse
"I don't know, I'm Jewish." Becca
"Don't bleed all over my computer desk." my father
"The Poles are attacking our outpost. Oo! Nasty nasty!!... I guess we have to go spank them!" Norm (history teacher)
"...because I am a self-centered egotistical, testosterone-driven pig, c'mon you know me." Tyson
"I don't care what Brian does, I'm not wearin no spandex =)~" Rick
" 'Armageddon', not 'Arma-get-it-on!' " Bea
Me - "I get shotgun!"
Duffy - "I have bigger tits!"
"Why is Shrew with a girl??.... Oh, nevermind, it's just Heather." Nick
"I'm so depressed.. I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose" Depressed web server
Me - "The pistol or the sniper rifle?"
Christine - "Oh my God! $2 for tuna!"
"You didn't see the crucial part" Bea
Me - "Craig, you're wonderful."
Craig - "I do barmitzvahs too!"
"I tried to clean up a little bit. I pushed two of my drawers in." Ayse
"I'm standing in a boat. why?! There's no water around! There's no water around for miles! Why?!" AJ
"You can't be Wolverine or Spiderman if you bruise like a peach!" Me
"Fuck their beef and pork fried rice!" Me
"GOBSTOPPERS!! Oooh! Ooh! Orgasmic!" Bea
"Ow! Oh, fuck me, I'm bleeding! I'm bleeeeding the blood is everywhere! oh, wait not yet." Ayse
"I'm so bondage." Bea
"I'm a fucking shrub, alright?!" Janet, Girl Interrupted
"I mean that sort of stuff happens now-a-days.. not with corn, but with serial killers." Bea
"Dad, the cops are out front" Nat (at his backyard Dirt show)
"They're all dead." *twitch* "Well, except for that guy..." Bryan
"My boss said that instead of trying to write an abbreviated version of the Bible, I should be thinking about how to get laid..." Herb
(~*^--- that's all that's in the old quote book! *~)
"F*CK YOU TASTYCAKE!!!" Mark
Don't worry, many more to come, and updated relatively often.
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