1. You do not talk about Fung-Ku

2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FUNG-KU!

3. Fights go on as long as they need to

4. You may only use the moves listed, unless it's your finisher

5. You must yell the name of the move as you perform it

6. If your opponent is knocked off the mat, submits, or grows limp, the fight is over

7. Do not disrespect the grandmasters

8. Do not ask gay questions

9. You must perform your specialized bow before every fight

10. You must shake your opponent's hand after every fight

11. Only use your finisher to FINISH your opponent, dumbass

12. You may not back out of a fight

13. No weapons allowed, unless fighting in Fung-Ku: Armed Combat

14. Getting drunk before a fight is acceptable, and encouraged

15. If a Grandmaster tells you to fight someone, you must do it without any hesitation

16. When filling out an application, you must sign and agree to the terms and conditions

17. No masturbating. In fact, no bating of any kind will be tolerated (Danny).

Follow these rules, and you'll be on your way to Fung-Ku greatness...unless you suck, or you're gay...but I guess if you're gay, you already suck (Danny).

Coming soon...