17. Applicant - You haven't really done anything yet...you're too new to be moving up the ranks, because you're a mere applicant. Start showing us some talent if you want to have a chance here.

16. Slave - You won a few matches. It doesn't matter, you still suck. You're not really wanted in your squadron at this point, and opponents laugh when they step onto the mat with you.

15. Peasant - You might make a few friends in your squadron at this point...but you're still not very respected, and your opponents still consider you a joke. Keep going.

14. Trainee - Good...you're starting to get a little respect. You still haven't shown any drastic change from when you were an applicant, but you're working your way up there.

13. Low Chief - Not too bad, I guess. You still have a long way to go, but this is a start. Soon, people in your squadron might let you drink with them.

12. Player - You're starting to show a bit of potential, good job. However, most people still hate you.

11. Teamster - The people in your squadron are starting to like you, and the enemy squadron is starting to learn your name. Keep it up.

10. High Chief - Your record is looking pretty impressive so far. You still have a long way to go, but you're doing alright.

9. Loyal Servant To The Art Of Fung-Ku - You've done pretty well so far. You're a mid-carder, but you're showing signs that you're almost ready to step it up a notch.

8. Disciple - You're doing alright. The enemy squadron is starting to know your name when they see you, and they're showing signs of fear when they step onto the mat with you.

7. Chief Of Staff - You're an upper mid-carder now. You can go both ways on the list quite easily (just as Corey goes both ways in his sex life...), so be careful.

6. Participant - You're an low main-eventer. You've earned the respect of teammates and opponents, but it's still very possible to drop back down the list, so you gotta keep working.

5. Champ - Not too shabby...you're climbing the ranks fast. Starting to move in on that Grandmaster spot, too.

4. Dragon King - You're starting to get close to Grandmaster. Keep working at it, and it'll come. Heh, "Keep working at it, and it'll come." That's Corey's motto.

3. Junior Vice President - Once again, a good position to have. You will be feared by most opponents, and loved by most of your teammates (in a non-sexual way, of course...)

2. Fighter - Also a very prestigious position, the spot of a "Fighter" has its benefits. For one, you are automatically moved up to the Assistant Captain of your squadron. More will be announced when you get here...

1. Grandmaster - This is the highest rank possible in the art of Fung-Ku. When you achieve Grandmaster status, you may take in students of your own to venture out and start your own squadron (quite the priviledge).