-meow-pet me

-meow!!- pet me... NOW!

-prrr- I'm happy, no... don't stop petting me... PET, MY SLAVE! PET!!

-me meow- let me in!

-MEEEEOOOOWWW!!- I have come back from the vet and have discovered that part of me is missing!

-meooow- feed me, then pet me.

-merrr....-get away, foolish human! I have claws!

-cough cough- there is something hairy lodged in my throat and I must cough it up on the good furniture!

-meeeeeeooooow- I feel like hurting your ears with my bad singing

-eeoooowwww! Hiiisssss- AHHHH! DOG!

-meeeeow meow- A stranger! Will he pet me?

-meooo- The dog is staring at me... I will stare back

-mrrrooo- no one will pet me... I must tear someone's face off...

-...meow...- my owner is a morron

-hisss...- you disturb me and are asking for your face to be ripped off

-MEOW!!- DON'T PULL MY TAIL! I WILL MAUL YOU FOR THAT!

-.....moo...- I have forgotten my Kitty Dictionary, I must visit Blah!

-mrwwwooo meeeo- I ate too many dead rodents!

-meo me meow- there is a present for you on the doorstep

-MEOW MEOW MEOW!- Buy me a litter box!

-meooorrr...- I told you to buy me a litter box. You should have listened.

-meee meeeooo- I feel like making weird noises.

-merrr meow me- I must tear up all the curtains!

-me...ow...- your very weird. get away from me

- MEOW MEOW MRRRR HISSS!- AHHH! BATH!!