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Washtenaw Flaneurade
20 April 2008
Horrorshow
Now Playing: Goldfrapp--"Happiness"

Scott Smith--and Carter A. Smith, The Ruins (2006 and 2008): Scott Smith's novel fits well into the now-burgeoning "American tourists menaced by foreign things in general" sub-genre, with a cast of four attractive young collegians on vacation in Cancun who decide to investigate the recent disappearance of a casual acquaintance's brother (?). Their journey takes them into mainland Yucatan and a mysterious archeological site with a horrible secret. Once they're at the site, the locals won't let them leave... While the leads aren't really that sympathetic, their plight and increeasing paranoia is well-rendered, although the latter is done at such talky, excruciating length that it nearly neutralizes any pathos the reader might feel. It's competent enough, but I really couldn't understand what the big deal was, apart from an inventively grisly moment involving bodily fluids (yes, it's one of those). The reviews seemed to treat The Ruins as some kind of reinvention of the horror novel, when the Lost Patrol trope's old as the hills and the concept of its central threat has been well-plumbed in various ways by several writers, including John Wyndham and even yours truly (in a story I had in The First BHF Book of Horror Stories which I wrote back in 2004). In the end, The Ruins is a decent story, but the time Smith takes to tell it and the encrusted hype make it difficult to truly enjoy. Fortunately, Carter A. Smith's surprisingly not-bad movie manages a serviceable end-run around the novel's shortcomings, though the moral of the story seems to be in many ways "never go anywhere with anyone who looks and sounds like John Phillip Law." The central threat, while a time-honored trope (and deservedly so--it's creepy as hell), is brilliantly realized by what I assume to be CGI, and the circumstances surrounding it are fairly fresh. The male characters do well enough, but the heroines are as appealing a pair of horror protagonists as I recently remember. I'm willing to see just about anything featuring the lovely and fiendishly talented Jena Malone (and occasionally pay the price, as with the lukewarm Saved and the wretched Life As A House), but the gorgeous Laura Ramsey's nearly as good (better, according to the excellent review in the Detroit Metro Times--again proving its superiority to the obnoxious Entertainment Weekly), and "does terror" extremely well. In the end, The Ruins wasn't anything especially groundbreaking, but was certainly an improvement on an overhyped novel.  

V.C. Andrews, Flowers In The Attic (1979): It took me forever to get around to reading Andrews' modern "classic," probably because of its (well-deserved) hokey Gothic, Dark Shadows reputation. Now more amenable to that sort of thing, I had a crack at it after reading a few friends' negative comments. It's listed in the Ann Arbor District Library catalog as a "teen novel," and it's one hell of a kinky one. Four profoundly annoying children (the grotesquely prim cadences of the elder two reminded me of Zoey Dean) enjoy a relatively idyllic life with their hardworking father and Corinne, their princessy mother, until the former dies in a car crash. Corinne, whose extravagant lifestyle has led to a crisis in their financial affairs, takes her brood to live with her fabulously wealthy parents in Virginia. Once they arrive, however, things go sour. The grandfather, a demented old coot who's ignorant of his grandchildren's existence, informs Corinne that the only reason he hasn't disinherited her is because she hasn't had children (he'd opposed her marriage for reasons that become starkly apparent throughout the novel). The grandmother learns of the children and agrees to keep the secret, albeit by keeping the kids locked up in a set of attic rooms for what turn into years. As time goes by, the children learn that all isn't what it seems. Frequent whippings and incest can add an agreeably grotesque twist to a story, and Corinne, at least, is a memorably realized character, but it's all so overdone and unintentionally comical (and less suited to the latter than similar stories) that the end comes as a blessed relief.


Posted by Charles J. Microphone at 12:55 PM EDT
Updated: 20 April 2008 1:02 PM EDT
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22 April 2008 - 11:49 AM EDT

Name: "anonymous"

I haven't seen Ruins, and I have a feeling that I won't see it.  I did see Funny Games, and I couldn't sleep the entire night.  I can easily say it was one of the most disturbing movies I've EVER watched.  I guess it's being compared to Clockwork Orange, but this one hits me more than that one ever did.  The last murder scene made me want to run.   I had to keep telling myself, it's just a movie, there are cameras everywhere, it's only a pool...

Flowers in the Attic - I recently shared my experiences with this book series with my man.  Teen book indeed - more like creepy teen read - makes you wonder what the hell happened in Andrew's childhood.  I'd rather have my teen read Cujo, which my teen friends were not allowed to read for some twisted logic, it's ok for your kid to read about incest and murder by powdered sugar donuts than it is to read about a rabid dog.

I read this book when I was way too young.  Today I find it even more disturbing that the reader is supposed to think raping your sister is ok and plucking your pubic hair wouldn't hurt like a bitch.  If you really want to see a ridiculous movie, see the the movie version of this book, and while you watch it, think of little nano being forced into giving some stranger a hand job because he's turned on by this sickness.  Creepy with a capital C!  

22 April 2008 - 1:44 PM EDT

Name: "Master of Gherkins"

You realize that once I do watch it, that your penultimate sentence won't be able to leave my mind? XD

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