Having never completed a job application by the closing date, you remained flippping burgers at MacDonald's for a career. You were so bad at getting food to customers while they were still interested they finally made you one of the old people who went around wiping tables and terrorizing children.

Since you hadn't made the final payment on your cemetery plot on time, no one knows where you ended up.

RIP

 

Or would you rather go back to the beginning and try again?

Death

Well, you miss the deadline

And your teacher was right. You never amounted to anything

By the time you asked Esmeralda, the love of your life, to marry you she had given up waiting and settled for Zach. Oh, by the way, she went on to become a supermodel, most famously adorning the covers of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and, ironically, the Virginia Review of Literature.

Since you never paid bills on time, you'd lost your house, your car, and most of your savings when the IRS got you for failing to file on time. You lived in fourth-flooor walk-up in a less than desirable neighborhood.