Shit
Some of you might recall a post about shitting a log that laid across the toilet hole and was therefore folded in the sucking down part of the flushing process. Occasionally the folded log becomes to wide to fit down the poop drain and several flushes are needed to subdue it.
Today's crap broke all the rules. It was laying a cross the hole in a standard fashion. One log, pretty thick but nothing that would make you look twice. There was TP on top of it. Flush. The water is drained the TP is sucked down the sides of the shit rip in half and are pulled into shit hell while the turd remained unbroken, unmoved, and fazed by the toilet's weak attempt to reel it in. I should photgraph this I thought. Luckily I had my SiPix snap camera in my pocket. Took it out, and christ all mighty the fucking battery was dead. Eat my nuts! I thought to myself but decided. Ok well, whatever. So i tried to flush it down again. The water drained out yet it didn't budge it must have had the tensile strength of one of those cables that holds up the Golden gate bridge. it wasn't laying flat on the bottom, but just the ends were touching holding it up. Lord only knows how that soldier survived but lord he was a monster.
-Slaw
