the perfect guy in 30 statements
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

so cute, but sad-this is what real love is
Girl: Slow down a little..I'm scared..

Guy: No, this is so much fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please, it's 2 scary

Guy: Then tell me that you love me.

Girl:Fine.I love u,now can u slow down?

Guy: Now give me a BIIIIIIG hug...

Girl: *gives him a big hug.*

Guy: Hey, can u take my helmet off & put it on?
It's bugging me while I'm driving.

The next day there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed in2 the side of a building because the brakes were shot. There were 2 ppl on that motorcycle, but only 1 had survived.
Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want 2 let the girl kno or else she wuld have been scared.
Instead, he had her say she loved him 1 last time & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even tho it meant that he would die.

what every girl wants...
..every girl wants to have a boyfriend she can go to with her eyes red from crying, makeup everywhere, hair a mess, and the first thing that he says is baby your beautiful..

story....
have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. My name is Jo.
I always thought of him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club.
I found that I fell in love with him. Before that trip was over, I took a step
and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved
each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there
were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl…
"Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?" I asked. "I can't" "Why? You need to study at home?"
I felt disappointment grabbing me. "No… I am going to meet a friend…"
He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word 'love' only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say 'I love you' before. To us, there weren't any anniversaries at all. He didn't say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days…200days… Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don't know why…
Then one day…
Me: Um, Jin, I …
Jin: What…don't drag, just say..
Me: I love you.
Jin: ……you….um, just take this doll and go home.
That was how he ignored my 'three words' and handed me the doll.
Then he disappeared, like he was running away. The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There were many… Then one day came, my 15th birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But… lunch passed, dinner passed… and soon the sky was dark… he still didn't call. It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore. Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep. He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.
Me: Jin…
Jin: Here…take this…
Again, he handed me a little doll.
Me: What's this?
Jin: I didn't give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I'm going home now, bye.
Me: Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?
Jin: Today? Huh?
I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday.
He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen.
Then I shouted… "Wait…"
Jin: You have something to say?
Me: Tell me, tell me you love me…
Jin: What?!
Me: Tell me
I put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him. But he just said simple cold words and left.
"I don't want to say…that I love someone so easily. If you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else."
That was what he said. Then he ran off. My legs felt numb… and I collapsed to the ground. He didn't want to say it easily… How could he…. I felt that… Maybe he is not the right guy for me…
After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn't call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house. That's how those dolls piled up in my room… everyday. After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurface was that… I saw him on a street… with another girl… He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me…as he touched the doll… I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell… Why did he gave these to me… Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls…In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around. Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him. He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that… it's going to end. Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.
Jin: Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came? I couldn't help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around.Soon, he held out the doll as usual…
Me: I don't need it.
Jin: What….why… ?
I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road. Me: I don't need this doll, I don't need it anymore!! I don't want to see a person like you again! I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking. "I'm sorry," he apologized in a tiny voice. He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll…
Me: You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!! But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll.
Then…
Honk~ Honk~ With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him. "Jin! Move! Move away!" I shouted… But he didn't hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll. "Jin, move!" HONK~!!
"Boom!" That sound, so terrifying. That's how he went away from me. That's how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me. After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him…And after spending two months like a crazy person… I took out the doll...
Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days… when we were in love…
"One…two… three…" That was how… I started to count the dolls… "Four hundred and eighty four… four hundred and eightyfive…" It all ended with 485 dolls. I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms. I hugged it tightly, then suddenly…
"I love you~, I love you~" ; I dropped the dolls,shocked. "I….lo..ve…you??" I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach. "I love you~ I love you~" It can't be! I pressed all the dolls' stomach as it piled on the side. "I love you~" "I love you~" "I love you~" Those words came out non-stop. I…love you… Why didn't I realize that….That his heart was always by my side, protecting me. Why didn't I realize that he love me this much… I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it's stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road. It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the one that I was missing so much…
"Jo…Do you know what today is? We've been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is? I couldn't say I love you…. Um… since I was too shy… If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you… everyday… till I die… Jo… I love you…" The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? I asked God, why do I only know about all this now? He can't be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute… For that… and for that reason… to me… it became courage… to live a beautiful life….

*my love
A boy walked into a cd store
and saw a girl behind the counter.

She smiled and he thought it was the most
beautiful smile he has ever seen before and
wanted to kiss her right there.

He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to
buy a CD." He picked one out and gave her
money for it.

"Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she
asked, smiling her cute smile again.

He nodded and she went to the back.

She came back with the wrapped CD and
gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store.
He went home and from then on, he went to
that store everyday and bought a CD, and she
wrapped it for him. He took the CD home
and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out
and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His
mother found out about this and told him to
just ask her.

So the next day, he took all his courage and
went to the store. He bought a CD like he did
everyday and once again she went to the
back of the store and came back with it
wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his
phone number on the desk and ran out...

!!!RRRRRING!!!

The mother picked up the phone and
said, "Hello?"

It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and
the mother started to cry and said, "You don't
know? He passed away yesterday...

" The line was quiet except for the cries of
the boy's mother. Later in the day. The mother
went into the boy's room because she
wanted to remember him. She thought she
would start
by looking at his clothes. So she opened the
closet. She was face to face with piles and
piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was
surprised to find all those CDs and she
picked one up and sat down on the bed and she
started to open one.

Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out
of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The
mother picked it up and started to read it.

It said: Hi... I think you are really cute. Do you
wanna go out with me? Love,Jacelyn

The mother opened another CD...

Again there was a piece of paper. It said:
Hi... I think you are really cute. Do you wanna go out
with me? Love, Jacelyn

Love is... when you've had a huge fight but
then decide to put aside your egos, hold
hands and say, "I Love You"

Jacelyn, the girl that always wrapped the boy's cds, had always had a thing for him..... but he didnt get to find out...

There's always a secret message somewhere, notice them, accept them, chance them, life is a whole lot of risks, at the end....at least one will count....

-so true
-When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

*When a girl looks down,
It means shes uncomfortable.

-When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

*When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

-When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

*When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

-When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

*When a GIRL gives you her number saying
call me sometime. she means she wishes
for a call when she gets home.

-When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

*When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

-When a GIRL says "I love you",
She means it.

*When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future.

~When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that

*When a GIRL is jealous about other
people seeing you more than she does,
its because she loves you and
misses you so much

30 days and it ended......
Cassie and Brandon are sitting alone in the park, one night.

Brandon:
I guess we are the left overs in this
world

Cassie:
I think so, all of my friends have
boyfriends and we are the only 2 people left in
this world without any special person in our life

Brandon:
Yup I don't know what to do

Cassie:
I know! We'll play a game

Brandon:
What game?

Cassie:
i'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and
you will be my boyfriend

Brandon:
That's a great plan in fact i don't have
anything to do these next 30 days...

DAY 1:

They watch their first movie and they both
touched in a romantic film

DAY 4:

They went to the beach and have a picnic...
Cassie and Brandon have their quality time together

DAY 12:

Brandon invited Cassie to a circus and they ride
on a Horror House. Cassie was scared and
she thought she touched Brandon hand but she touched
someone else's hand and they both laughed.

DAY 15:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and
they asked for their future advice and the fortune
teller said: "My darling, Please don't waste the time
of your life...Spend the rest of your time together
happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's
eyes

DAY 20:

Cassie invited Brandon to go to the hill and they
saw a meteor...Cassie mumbled something

DAY 28:

They sat on the bus and because of a bumby
road Cassie gave her first kiss to Brandon by
accident

DAY 29:

11:37pm

Cassie and Brandon sat in the park where they
first decided to play this game...

Brandon:
I'm tired Cassie...Do you want any
drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the
road

Cassie:
Apple Juice that's all

Brandon:
Wait for me.

20mins later; a stranger approached Cassie
Stranger:
"Are you a friend of Brandon?"

Cassie:
"Why yes? What happened?"

Stranger:
"A reckless drunken driver ran over
Brandon and he is critical in the hospital"

11:57pm

The doctor went out of the emergency room
and he handed Cassie an apple juice and a letter

Doctor:
"We found this in Brandon's pocket"

Cassie reads the letter and it says:

Cassie, This past few days, i realized you are
a really cute girl and i am really falling for you..
I cherish smile your everything when we played
this game; before this game would end. I would
like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my
life. I love you Cassie.

Cassie crumples the paper and shouted:

"Brandon! i don't want you to die. I love
you, Remember that night when we saw a
meteor, I mumbled something; I mumbled
that I wish we would be together forever and never
end this game. Please don't leave me Brandon. I
love you!"

Then the clock strikes 12

Brandon's heart stopped pumping


THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY;


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Always love your loved ones and show them
how you feel before it is too late...You will never
know when they will be gone from your embrace...If
you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones,
today is the day, love them while they are still
here.