Christian FuryX: Zach stared up into the dark clouds that lingered daringly in the sky. "Looks like rain," Zach thought to himself. Sure enough, a drop of water hit Zach squarely in the nose. No sooner had he started to walk towards his cabin when suddenly he was drenched by the sudden downfall. "Holy crap!" Zach runs to Lindsey's cabin. "You're all wet! Get out of here," Lindsey shouted. Zach laughed and grabbed her by the arm dragging her out. "No Zach! STOP! OMG I HATE YOU!" Soon Zach had her out of the cabin and she was drenched almost suddenly. "Come on!" Zach shouted. "WAHOO!" While running Zach suddenly slips on the water and comes crashing down. "HAHAHA," Lindsey laughs, walking over to Zach. Then, before she could react, Zach pulled her leg out from under her and she dropped straight to the floor. Soon they were both laughing hysterically as the rain drops fell all around them.

It's 5:30 in the morning and Zach has just wrapped his white Gucci robe around his body and is preparing to arouse Lindsey. He's sure she'll whine about being gotten up this early, but he doesn't mind. "She'll thank me later," he thought. Zach knocks three times on the door to Lindsey's cabin; a 45 square foot room with a full bath and king size bed. He walks quietly over to Lindsey and shakes her on the shoulder saying, "Hey Linz. Get up. Let's go." Lindsey responds to his shaking by rolling over and mumbling, "Go away…I don't even want to know what time it is."
"Listen you pansy," Zach says, now in a normal voice. "You're getting your butt up out of bed right now." And with that, Zach rips off the covers and walks over to her closet. He pulls out her silk Armani robe and tosses it to her along with the matching slippers.
"Hurry up!" Zach said.
"But my hair dear, my hair…"
"Screw your hair. You don't look any worse than usual."
"Ouch. That hurt."
"I know."
After at least brushing her teeth Lindsey follows Zach out onto the deck of the boat. The sun was not yet up, so it was still rather chilly. Lindsey wrapped her robe around her tightly to try and keep out the cold.
"This had better be good," she whined.
"Oh hush. And hurry up. You're falling behind."
"I'm sorry oh great one."
"You're forgiven," Zach said with a smile. Even Lindsey couldn't help but to let out a slight chuckle. When they finally reached the end of the boat there were two chairs set up looking out over the ocean. Standing next to the chairs was there servant, Phillipe.
"Good morning sir; madam," he said, nodding to both Zach and Lindsey.
"Good morning to you too, Phillipe! Could you do us a favor and make us two martinis. I'm parched and we need something to silence this whiner sitting next to me," Zach said with a grin. Although Phillipe had been trained to keep a straight face and not show emotion while working, he just couldn't seem to let a small smile form on his lips listening to Zach and Lindsey bicker. "Right away sir," he responded.
"Sit down my dear," Zach said moving his hand toward a seat. In a small effort of defiance Lindsey sat in the opposite one than Zach had shown to her. She then yawned loudly as if once again implying, "this is my sleeping time you know."
"Patience my dear," Zach said as he sat down in the seat he had first offered to Lindsey. It was then that Phillipe returned with two martini's, one olive in Zach's, two in Lindsey's.
"Thanks Phillipe, you're a doll," Lindsey said taking the glass and taking a sip. "Superb, as usual."
"I think she likes you Phillipe."
"Oh, shut up Zach."
"Oh, I just love it when you radiate happiness! Now just look out to sea and you'll see why I got you up this morning." Just as he said that an orangish tint started to fill the horizon. Rays of orange and yellow filled the sky as a giant orb filled with splendid colors seemed to emerge out of the ocean in all of its magnificent glory. This is what he had brought her out for.
"Oh my gosh!" Lindsey cried. "It's absolutely beautiful."
"I know," Zach said, taking a sip from his martini. "I watch it every morning."
"Wait, why haven't you gotten me up till now?"
"Have you by chance seen or listened to yourself these last 10 minutes? A woman going through hot flashes is more enjoyable company."
"Shush. It's early"
"Oh, you're quick."
"I know." After the sun had finished rising Zach got up out of his seat and started walking back up toward his cabin. Lindsey came running up behind him.
"Hey, I'm not done with you. I think you owe me an apology."
"You're right. I'm sorry dear."
"Good."
"But I'm not sorry for what I did this morning."
"Then what ARE you sorry for?"
"This." And with that, Zach shoved Lindsey into the Olympic sized swimming pool and skipped off to his cabin.

Christian FuryX : It's around 10 o clock and the sky is fully of wonderfully bright stars. You and I will be laying on very expensive bed thingy's outside, and we'll gaze up into the stars and be simply awestruck by thir beauty. I'll snap my fingers twice and a servant will come over and pour us both a cup of very expensive wine. "A toast," I'll say, "to big yachts, great wine, and no fat husbands."
JubilantlyBlithe : aw! simply marvolous!
Christian FuryX : After our star gazing experience we'll adjourn for the evening and head to our giant bedrooms with optional glass walls to gaze out at the sea. We'll both have king size beds, and our mattresses will be temper-pedic. After lying down you'll ring a small bell next to your bed and Phillipé will come in and massage your feet until you find yourself drifting off to sleep.
Christian FuryX : The next morning we'll arise around 11:30 and step out onto a sun filled deck where two servants will be waiting to escort us to our breakfast table. At the table there will be omeletes, bacon, fruit, pancakes, and everything else you could possibly want. We'll finish every bit of it and not gain a pound! After breakfast we'll call back in Phillipé and we'll both receive wonderful massages as we lay in the sun, our backs tanning wonderfully.

Christian FuryX : It's mid afternoon on zach's beautiful yacht; the sun is smiling above, the wind was blowing just enough to offset the heat of the sun, and the head servant, Phillipe, was hard at work massaging Zach's feet. He sat there, holding a glass of lemonade, the kind where the small umbrella sticks out of the top. As zach sit's there, he notices Lindsey has come up behind him. Lindsey bends down and whispers slightly in Zach's ear. "I have a secret to yell you." Zach smiles and waits for the secret. Lindsey whispers the secret into his ear. Upon hearing the secret Zach lets out a bellowing laugh, gets up, picks up lindsey, and tosses her in the pool on the yacht. "You're a dork," he says as he walks away laughing and smilling.

Christian FuryX : "Lindsey darling," Zach calls out from atop the yacht. "We're going scuba diving. Go changeand meet me at the front of the boat." "Haha, splendid," Lindsey replies and she runs to her room to change. 10 minutes later Lindsey walks out to the deck pouting, "Zach, I don't have anything to wear. All my suits make me look fat." Zach lets out a bellowing laugh and shakes his head. He then reaches behind him and pulls out the brand new Gucci bikini Lindsey had wanted and hands it to her. "Try this one one dear." Lindsey grabs the bikini and squeals with delight as she prances back to her room to try on her beautiful new bikini. After a few moments Lindsey emerges from her room, walking down to Zach and then turning just like a model. "Simply stunning!" Zach says with a smile. "Phillipe," Zach says, "suit us up please." When Phillipe is finished Zach turns to Lindsey and says, "Ready my dear?" "Always," Lindesey responds with a laugh. And with that, they jump into the sparkling ocean.

Christian FuryX: It's 1:30, time for lunch. The yacht is somewhere near the caribbean islands and Zach calls to Phillipe. "Let's stop for lunch." Phillipe responds with a smile and goes to tell the captain. About that time Lindsey comes walking out wearing her $500 two piece bathing suit which was just recently flown in via helicopter. "Get ready Linz dear, we're stopping for lunch." "Splendid, I must change." Lindsey disappears into the cabins below, and the giant yacht throws down anchor next to a beautiful island. Lindsey appears wearing white silk outfit and a white hat that seems to flop in the breeze. Lindsey giggles as the hat nearly flies off her head. As they walk down the stairwell they realize Phillipe has already set up the table and chairs with an umbrella angled to block the sun. As Lindsey and Zach step down into the warm sand a servant brings them two freshly squeezed lemonades. "Cheers, my dear Lindsey," Zach says with a smile as he walks over to his chair and sits down, sinking hit feet into the sand.

:Please note that Phillipe is the name of all of our several servants: