Government

After school they were just getting out the doors and then Megg realized that she had forgotten her report card. So they went back into the school were they heard:

Mr.. Nearing- so we will take over the school then

Prime Minister- yes yes that's evil...... yes then we will get.... get get..... who will we get?

Mr.. Nearing- Megg sir we will get Megg

Prime Minister- yes yes that is right I was just seeing if you were listening at our last evil meeting that's all.

:::::::::::: Megg drops her stuff::::::::::

Mr.. Nearing- it was a rat

Prime Minister- a rat that must have been a big rat

Mr.. Nearing- well we have the tar ponds so

Prime Minister- are you still on about that? I told you it will eventually get cleaned up in the year 2320.

Nr Nearing- that is what they all say.

Prime Minister- well I need to catch up on my evil skimming so if you leave

Prime Minister- no buts David. And that is final.

:::::::::::: evil henchmen come up the steps::::::::

Nicole- hey you guy look evil henchmen.

Kylea- that is not good ........ run

Megan- to the washrooms

Megg- good idea

Kylea- hey look they clean the washroom for the summer..... hey why don't they clean them when we are at school?

Megg- well it works like this............

Nicole- they are trying to get in.

Megan- block the door.

Kylea- pass me the....... what ever you can find in hear.

Nicole- hey if we had the fellowship hear they would solve everything thing.

Megg- what do they want....... ya you know it would solve everything if the fellowship were hear.

Megan- we can't hold this door for ever will you two stop day dreaming for 3 seconds so you can help us out with this door and you no that is evil henchmen trying to get in............ hey Kylea that gos for you two.

Kylea- hey i am holding the door what more to you want.

::::::::::: there is magically a wooden board in the room:::::::::

Megg- hey there is magically a wooden board in hear.

Nicole- what do you know there is too.

Kylea - then pass it two us you dip shit.

:::::::::::: so they get the door blocked:::::::::::

Megan- we can't stay in hear for ever. Our parents will be wounding were are.

Kylea- she has a point.

Nicole- yay i mean how will we live in hear all summer...... any way those guys were fat and that mean that we can out run them any day.

:::::::::::::shuffling noise Nicole goes to look around:::::::::::

Megg- aren't we forgetting they are after me and if I go out there they will get me.

Kylea- that is why we go when the cost is clear.

Megan- ok the cost is clear.

:::::::::::: they run out of the school::::::::::

::::::::::: the henchmen see them::::::::::

::::::::::: they run Kyleas new mustang out in the parking lot:::::::::

::::::::: Kylea gets in the drives side and everyone else gets in::::::::::::

Megan- Kylea do you how to drive?

Kylea- yay, Megan we are like 18 and why do you think I am the one that in the driver set.

Megg- cause you always wanted to drive and this particular car it is your favorite.

Kylea- well I can......... and it is my car!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole- hey while we have the car can we go rent a move.

Kylea,Megan,Megg- NICOLE

Nicole- what did I say something???????????

Megan- it's not the time to watch movies we need to save Megg life.

:::::::::: they pull up into Megg driveway::::::::::

Megg- nice driving.

Kylea- thanx..... you think so.

:::::::::::::::::: there is a note on the table from megg patents:::::::::::::::::::

We have left you and well will never be returning again you may live in the house till you can no longer afford it and we took Sara with us because we love her and not you. We are becomeing jipies.

Love Mom and Dad.

P.S there is meatloaf in the fringe.

Megg- well that sux

Kylea- yay I'm sorry......... Did that say there is was meatloaf in the fringe?

Megg,Nicole,Megan- :::::::::::: give a odd look much like the look Kylea gives to Megg:::::::::::::::

Kylea- well i can't save Megg on an empty stomach.

:::::::::::: they sit around the table::::::::::::

Megan- so what are we going to do. Kylea

Kylea- ::::::::looking in the fringe for meatloaf:::::::::: what me why are you asking me.

Nicole- yay look she is sniffing the meatloaf.

Megg- I second that...... I don't want my life to be her hands.

Megan- well she watches all those war shows and she is the self- proclaimed leader of the group.

Kylea- yes i watch war show but who is say that they robbed off on me.

Megan- GRANDE

Kylea- ::::::::: dive onto the floor::::::::: ok so they did.

Nicole- ok so what are we going to do.

Megg- well i look at this way we leave and never come back........ I say we go to ENGLAND.

Kylea- yay I second that.

Megg- KY

Kylea- yay

Megg- that not helping your suppose to be the on that is like...... Hey I can take them...... you know the one that....... well i don't know if there is word for it........ but your suppose to be.

Nicole- that one that wants to kick ass.

Megg- yes...... that's it thax Nicole.

Megan- well we could always do that be there is the U.N and the Prime Minister is apart of that and he could get the rest off them on his side.

Nicole- I say we go to the grocie store and buy all the food we can then board up the house and never ever leave.

Megg- I'm all for that . Hey when we go to the store can we get candy and pop.

Nicole-NO wait we should go to L.A. cos that's were Elijah wood lives*laughs to herself,(later explained)*

Kylea- Yay that sounds good. Megan what do you think.

Megan- that sounds good to me.

::::::::::::: so that got all the stuff they need::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::: got into the car and were on their why to L.A::::::::::::

Megan- dose any one need to go to the washroom before we leave.

Megg- no

Nicole- I don't know

Kylea- no....... I'm driving

Nicole- what no.

Megan- kylea u drive.

Nicole- I get shotgun.

Nicole- Megg I am trying to save your life if you sit in the front and they see you what will happen.

Megg- Your such a good friend

Kylea- hey I know that this is a great happy moment but we need to go.

::::::::::: they get in the car and are now on the highway:::::::::

Megan- you know what I don't get why did Mr. Nearing come to high school with.

Megg- cause he wanted to KILL ME.

Kylea- hey I am just happy that i have this Mustang.

Nicole- you know what? I agree cos you know what MUSTANGS are cool

Kylea- yaya I know and.......

Megan- we need to contrite on megg here she is one that the government is after and trying to kill.

Kylea- yay that was mean sorry....... pist nicole we will finish this latter pist.

Nicole- hey guys got anything to eat?!:::::::: fart::::::::::

Megg,Megan, Kylea- NICOLE AWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Nicole- WHAT no no i did NOT fart!!

Kylea,Megg,Megan- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAA SURE

Nicole- I DID NOT FART. I AM SO HAPPY THAT I HAVE FRIENDS THAT BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan- ya were sorry. but you did fart.

Nicole- what no.

Kylea- so are we going to stop at night?

Megan- yay we will stop as soon as we pass the border.

Megg- yay that sounds good.

Nicole- can we get food?can't what till we are there I am starving. And I need to peipei.

Megan- I ask you before we left and you said no.

Nicole- no, I said I don't no. And if you took that as a no well then you just don't me.

Kylea- ok we are at the border now everyone act kool.

Megan, Nicole,Megg- ok were 'kool'

::::::::acting Kool:::::::::

The Officer- so where are you kids heading to

Nicole- no were no one waits to kill any of us.

Kylea- don't mind her she ::::::::: does that crazy thing with her fingers::::::::

Megan- ya she is medicated.

The Officer- so what is your business in America?

Megg- well we are just running from the government. Government what no .......... our evil boyfriends that want to kill us......... kill a no....... not kill mall us -er- me.......... oh no......... I am going to shut up now.

Kylea- Officer it is a trip that is all.

The Officer- well just the same I will need to give those two a drug test.

Megg- what drugs no.

Nicole- what drugs no...... they kill.

Megg- don't say kill.

Nicole- oh ok I forgot.

Kylea- just get out of the car and go piss in the cup for the officer.

Nicole- someone is mad.

:::::::: Megan holds Kylea back for almost killing Nicole:::::::::

Megan- I would go or she might kill you.

::::::::::::::::: Nicole and Megg are in the bathroom trying to peipei:::::::::::::::

Megg- Pist....... Nicole I can't piee.

Nicole- me either.......... I have chest pains.

Megg- relly

Nicole- Yes....... Megg what happens if I have a heart tack and fall into the toilet.

Megg- we will fish you out ok. why can i not pei? why?

Nicole- I don't know but my chest it's hurt allot.

:::::::::::::::: one hour latter:::::::::::::

Nicole- so

Kylea- can't you two hurry up.

Megan- yay we need to leave.

Megg- I can't go under pressure

Nicole- I still have chest pains.

Kylea,Megan- WHAT.

Kylea- Nicole don't make me come in there

Nicole- that is call rape...... I think...... Megg is that called rape......

Megg- Invasion of privisey Nicole.......... Invasion of privisey.

Megan- Yay don't you listen in health class.

Nicole- NO

Kylea- me either ....... it is gorse........ especially in grade 8 with Mr. MacPherson.

Megg,Nicole,Megan- Yay ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Megg- Hey i pieed you guys.

Nicole- Me too.

Kylea- Ok then lets go.

Nicole- I still have chest pains....... this could be serious.

Megan- hey nicole if we don't leave then you be killed by someone - cough cough- Kylea.

Kylea- hey what.

::::::::::: the drugs tests were good and drug free::::::::::::

:::::::::::: so they were on their way:::::::::::::::

Kylea- so what took you so long?

Megg- I would rather not say.

Nicole- two words CHEST PAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan- well at least the tests were good.

Kylea- we could have snuck across the border like a hour ago.

Megg- KYLEA that is wrong.

Nicole- I am shocked

Megan- Me too

Kylea- what......... Ok we will stay here for the night and just the night.

Nicole- hey........... Food........ Can we get some hahahaha.

Megan- you can do what ever you want............ how did she ever pass the drug test????????

Kylea- I have no clue!!!!!!!!!...... Wait I get it. No thats new age music and I'm still oblivious.

:::::::::::::: they get a room and watch T.V::::::::::::::

Megan- hey we should get to sleep and then we lave good an early in the morning.

Megg- awwwwwwwww but the t.v show.

Kylea- yay the T.V

Nicole- yay the food.

Megan- we need to go to sleep and leave in the morning!!!!!!!!!!

Megg,Kylea,Nicole- OK OK OK god we get rid of our moms and what do we do we another one.

Megan- hey no complaints.

:::::::::::: so they get into bed:::::::::::::::

Nicole- HEY.......... MY CHEST PAINS ARE GONE.

Kylea- that's great.

Megan- hey I here talking!!!!!!!!!!!!

:::::::::::3:30 in the morning::::::::::

Megan- rise and shine...... I made pancakes

Kylea,Megg,Nicole- RELLY!!!!!!!

Megan- NO

:::::::::: they all through their plow at her and then they make pancakes together:::::::::::::::::::

Nicole- can they have chocolate and peanut butter chips in them?!?!?

Megan- do you ever stop talking about food?

Nicole- hey megg did you bring any sherbert?....what food where?!?!??!

Megan- now don't over eat.

Nicole- OH I will!!!!!!! don't you worrie.

Kylea- hey I am not stopping if you need to you know.

Megan- were are eating.

::::::::::::::: Strange looks at Megan:::::::::::

Nicole,Megg,Kylea- YES MOM

::::::::::::::: so they were on the road by 6:30::::::::::

Megg- hey why do we need to leave SO early..........Hey where is Mr. Bumbles.

Kylea- I ate him............ Or Nicole did.

Nicole- NO......... hey why are ALL the accusations on me......... NO not Megan or heaven forbid Megg............. And Kylea well when did she become all perfect.

Kylea- last Tuesday. You have to pay attechion at the meeting Nicole.

Nicole- what that not the point....... well it might be......... but it is not.

:::::::::::::Megg cries:::::::::

Megg- I want Mr. Bumbles..... Oh My God what if the government has him......... poor Bumlie.

Kylea- Meghan.......... I am shore that "Bumlie" is Ok.

Megg- are you shore.

Nicole- She has ESPN..........

Megan- so in other word no she dose not.

Kylea- Megan not helping ......... your the mother finger be happy.

::::::::::::megg starts to Cry more:::::::::::

::::::::::: Kylea pulls over the car:::::::::::::

Kylea- everyone but megg get out we will start a search for him.

:::::::::::::: megg hug kylea:::::::::::::

Kylea- hey hey......... i am just doing this so you will shut up OK.

Megg- OK!!!!!!!!!!!

::::::::::::::Megan, Nicole,Kylea are in huddle in the middle of the darsted::::::::::::::::::::::

Nicole- I tell her we found it and that we put it in her suitcase.

Kylea- I second that.

Megan- we can't............ and Kylea you said that you would find him -er- it.

Kylea- Megan....... why did you half to go and do that? now i fell like i need to find it.

Nicole- Yay did you half to go and be a mom?

Megan- hey...... with out me you guys would be no were......... Kylea with out me you do allot of stupid shit thing.................... Nicole.......... with out me to tell you when to stop eating you would be blown up by now............... Face it you need me........ and so dose megg if Mr. Bumbles is out there i will find him!!!!!!!!!!

Kylea- Ok.......... so you will stay here and find him well me and Nicole go to L.A.

Nicole- Yay thanx.

Megan- that is not what I ment.

:::::::::: Nicole, kylea get into the car and kylea starts to drive::::::::::::

Megg- so where is Bumblie?

Nicole- in your suitcase.

Kylea- yay.

:::::::::::::::::3000 miles latter:::::::::::::

Megg- hey where is megan.

Nicole- I knew we forget something

Kylea- yay ............ i knew we left her........... she was acting odd.

Megg- yay once you say it she was......... I mean she was always the reasonable one but she was never like this; all mom like.

Nicole- yay......... I new something was up when she told me that i would have exploited if i did not stop eating............ hey am i fat.

Kylea, Megg- NO YOUR NOT FAT

Kylea- she was acting very odd............ hey were are here.

Nicole- good i need to piee.

Megg- is that all you think about?

Kylea- yay nicole.

::::::::::::::::they get a room at the Hilton::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::::::::::::: they sleep and watch T.V:::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::: in the morning they went shopping::::::::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::After they went shopping they went bar hoping::::::::::

Nicole- hey do you think Elijah Wood would be in a bar tonight.

Kylea- well if he is not will be shore to find Colin Farrell

Megg- yay i know he is like all always drunk.

Kylea- hey........ if hey is drunk then that might be the only way i can bed him.

Nicole- kylea keep though little comments to your self

Kylea- hey....... you have know since the 8 grad that I wanted to bed him so don't act all sprized.

Nicole- she has a point.

Megg- yay that is what scares me.

:::::::::::::::::::: in the morning they have the worst hang overs ever::::::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::: well it was their first hang over::::::::::::::::

Nicole- hey we should go to England, and Ireland, and Scotland.

Kylea- I'm in.

Megg- me to

::::::::::::::::::: so they were off::::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::::::: they were in the plain::::::::::

Megg- hey do you ever think that they are telling the french something that they are not tell us? I mean did you hear how long that french thing was compared to the english one.

Nicole-MAN i just had an awesome idea!!!!!!!!!

Kylea- NICOLE GET WHAT IS EVER IN YOUR HEAD OUT COS IT WILL END IN ME KILLING OR TRYING TO KILL YOU.

Nicole- well to be honest i have lots of ideas but this one is funny.......eh he he he he yes, yes ah haha that's evil ah yeeeeessssss mwahaha- oh your back-with my food ehe hehehe

Megg- and the idea was.......

Nicole- OH yes- the "idea" well you know what?.........

Kylea,Megg- YES THE IDEA....JUST TELLS US GOD DAMN IT

Nicole- um guys....i forgot....*secretly laughs to her self, thinking man this is gonna be good*

Kylea-YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS?!!???!

Nicole- no-just plain with yer mind ahahaha

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Meghan hold Kylea back from lunging at Nicole's neck::::::::::::::::::::::

Nicole- guys we should make a book club*grins proudly*

Kylea- A BOOK CLUB!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A BOOK CLUB......... I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE GOOD AND FUN AND eh he involve alcohol.

*thinks to herself colin farrell*

Nicole- OH YEAH(actually happened when i was at Kylea's house....psst i really almost forgot) my idea was that i should tell you why i have been going to the bathroom so muc-

Kylea- WHAT THE HELL?? I MEA-

Nicole- wait im NOT done. See when i went to look what that noise was way back when in the bathroom i really found THE whole god damn FELLOWSHIP *starts laughing out of control like

DESERT

:::::::::::Megan talking to a vulture:::::::::::

Megan- well you see, it was all the government's fault. They wanted to kill my friend and you know how that ring in that book just took over all those people, well-

Vulture- squak-(english) yeah go on...*rolling eyes*

Megan-They did the same thing to me, you see i was at school and well as we all know that can't be good, so any way i over head the Prime Minister and Mr. Nearing talking and then ( there is a roomer that they want to have a 3 sum) they hear me and then so that i would not tell anyone they said that i would be rich and .......... now i am in the desert.

::::::::::::: a car pulls up::::::::::::::

Prime Minister- Megan get in.

::::::::::::::::: Megan gets into car:::::::::::::

Prime Minister- so do you know where they are going ?

Megan-ya think L.A ....... but they got supousous and left me out here.

Airplane

Nicole- well you know when we were in social studies and I told Mr. Grouthro that i didn't like to share? Well i was serious and well i didn't want to share Elijah, Billy, sean, Orlando, Dominic, but that is not the point. Well it is part of the point but not the main point I-

Kylea- Nicole-

Nicole- I say we go to a bar and find them. And if we go to all the bars in England ect and we don't find them then we go to their house................ I get ELIJAH.

Megg- what no................. I get ORLANDO then.

Kylea- what no.............. I get COLIN FARRELL.

:::::::::::::::::: the plan lands:::::::::::::::::::

Nicole- good we are here..................I'm hurgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kylea, megg- you just eat.

Nicole- yay that was like ten min ago.

Kylea- lets rent a car.

Nicole- then can we get food?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Megg- YES nicole then we can get food.

Nicole- WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

::::::::::::::::: they rent a car:::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::: they go to a hotel and get a room::::::::::::::

Kylea- ok so now can we go get drunk?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Megg- yes yes yes we can.

Nicole- I will get drunk to.

Megg- wait we need a D.D (designated driver)

:::::::: Megg, Nicole look at Kylea:::::::::::::

Kylea- OH NO........... i like being drunk and achol far to mcuh to that..........

Megg- yay remember when you let me and I almost crashed it..........

Nicole- yay and i was worse i did crash it.

Kylea- but it is achol........ drunk...........

::::::::::::: they give her the puppy eyes:::::::::::::::

Kylea- oh ok ........ those puppy eyes make me want to anything............

:::::::::::::: nicole was about to say can you teach me how to drive on the left sid if the road:::::::::::

Kylea-................. no nicole I'm not teaching you how to drive......

Nicole- I don't like this she can read minds...........

Megg- ok well then...... now that is settled then we can go get drunk.

:::::::::::::: they are at the bar::::::::::::::

::::::::::::: kylea is going insane not being able to drink:::::::::::::

Megg- why is Kylea talking to the beer bottle.

Nicole- she says that I am the crazy one.

Kylea- hey............... you guys do you think that is i start to smock that I will not want to drink?????????????

Nicole- I don't-

Colin Farrell- no it wont.

Kylea- guys this not drinking thing is getting to me I thought that heard Colin Farrell.............. hey it was my idea to get drunk so i as Nicole I trust you with the car........... No wait............ Megg I trust you wit the car.

Megg- Kylea it RELLY is Colin Farrell.

Kylea- that's not funny

Nicole- no dude we are so serious it is not even funny.

:::::::::::: Nicole makes Kylea turn around::::::::::::::

Kylea- oh great now i am seeing things............ this can't be good.

Colin- yay i thought that I would not drink one night to.

Kylea- dude um............ I think that your are not colin farrell........... because he would never ever give up drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole- she has a point.

Megg- yay............. ''Colin'' we need to see some I.D.

Colin- ok here.

Kylea- hey............. you relly are Colin Farrell.............. hey megg you told me that not getting drunk would be for the best and now i can remember that i meet Colin Farrell.

Colin- OK

Megg- we are dead serious dude.

Colin- ok right......... what's your name?

Kylea- kylea.

Colin- ok Kylea can I buy you a drink?

Kylea- hey if this is some way to get into my pants........... then maybe.......... and I am only 18 so I think that that is ieliglle.

Colin- So do you want the drink?

::::::::::::::megg pulls kylea off the stule:::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::::::: and in to the bathroom::::::::::::::::::::

Megg- kylea what do you think you are doing.

Nicole- yay he is like 1 min :::::::::::::::: starts counting on her fingers::::::::::::::: (says very low to herself) so if he was 26 when we were in gr 8 and kylea was 14 in gr 8 then makes him um er a that 4 years so that kylea 18 and him 30 er no wait 31 er no wait 29....... (say out load) he is 29 yes. hey once you think about it is not that wrong.

Megg- RIGHT NICOLE

:::::::::::::: pulls nicole to the side:::::::::::::

Megg- we are trying to keep her from doing something that she will regreat.

Nicole- OH RIGHT....... I forgot.

Nicole- so since he is 29 and you are 18 then you should not do it........... ( niocle looks around) hey megg were is Kylea?

Megg- what she was here a min ago.

::::::::::::::: they leave the bathroom::::::::::::::

Nicole- ok i will look and the right side of the bar and you can look on the left.

Megg- ok sounds good.

::::::::::::: one hour latter::::::::::::::::::

Megg- did you find her??????????

Nicole- no ,you???????

Megg- no. where could she be?

Nicole - what if they have her.

Megg- I dout that she would not go with out a fight.

Nicole- yay maybe she is at the hotel!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Megg- yay thats is were she probly at.

Nicole- oh right the hole Colin thing.

::::::::::::: they get back to the hotel and find a note on the table::::::::::::::

Note- Hey Megg Nicole

I am gone to Irland with Colin. And I might not be coming back. Megg don't let Nicole drive. And stay away from the people that are wit the gov and don't stay up all night, well do what you want I don't care. I am wit Colin Farrell!!!!!!!!!!!

Kylea

P.S I hope the gov dose nto get you.

Nicole- so she is relly gone.

::::::::::::: they have flash backs of all the good times they had::::::::::::::

Megg- well who will make shour that the gov dose not get me now.......... I mean Nicole we are like the hobitts in LOTR's.......... we think that we can take care of ourselves but we CAN'T.

Nicole- yay and who will take us around in the car??????? hey leat she willn't try and kill me now when i make funny of her and/or teas her.

Megg- yay.

::::::::::::::::: the door barges open::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::: it's the, THE GOVERMENT, well actuly Mr. Nearing and Megan::::::::

Megg- now i wish Kylea was relly here.

Nicole- yay me TOO.

Megan- so your body gard is not here she sold you out fo a guy.

Mr. Nearing- yes it is so bad now i will tell you all about MASS.

Megg- NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MASS

Nicole - we are so scard, MASS OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAA. Megan how did you know that she sold us out for a guy.

Megan- Plot divice.

::::::::::::: megg and nicole look at each other and run into the bathroom:::::::::::::::

Megg- ok well will be safe in here.

Nicole- hey look an air ducked.

:::::::::::::: they climb throught the air ducked:::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::: they end up in the lobie:::::::::::

::::::::::::: megan come runing out of an elavtor:::::::::::

Megg- RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole- I'M TRYING BE THE THING THA HAPPENS TO SHAGE AND SCOBY IS HAPPENING TO ME.

Megg- OH OK JUST RUN.

::::::::::::::: outside they run into Orlando Bloom and Elijha Wood not pissing in a foutain might I add::::::::::::::

Orlando- were are you two off to in such a hurry???????

Elijha- yay...... your running relly fast.

Megg- well you see these people are trying to kill me.................... and there they are.

Orlando- OK get into the car.

Nicole- hey we got someone els to drive us around now!!!!!!!!!!

Elijha- why are they trying to kill you, what did you do?

Megg- nothing, nothing at all.

Nicole- Orlando do they relly call you ORLIE cause that is wird.

Orlando- yes yes they do.

Nicole- oh my god i feel so sorry for you.

Megg- ok........ um so what are we going to do?????????.............. Orlando you can let us out here.

Nicole- what let out........... you are hang out with Kylea why to much!!!!!!!....... your becoming all take charge.

Elijha- were not leting you out if someone is trying to kill you!!!!!!!!!

Orlando- Yay we will help you get out of this.

Nicole- Oh thank God.

Megg- ok thanx.

Orlando- ok so where can we go where they will not find us???????????

Elijha- we'ev got compeny......... look

Megg- they are the people try to kill me.

Nicole- yay.............. do you think you can drive faster.......... just a thought.

Orlando- yay I can drive faster and that was kina my plan.

Eljiha- hey we can go to Billy.

Megg- no they would know thats that were we will go....... me and my friands are relly big LOTR's fans and well the girl that that is in that car was a friends so she know everthing about ever things when it cometo us.

Orlando- is there is any one that could help us.

Nicole- there was but she bailed us.

Eljiha- relly that is so sad why would a friend bail when you need her most.

Nicole- Two worlds COLIN FARRELL.

Orlando- oh a guy.

Megg- yay........ and the worst part she was the one that we thought wold save me.

Orlando- Oh that is so sad.

Nicole- hey Eljiha do you want to Make out with me.

:::::::::::::::: they all look at her:::::::::::::::::::

Nicole- did i say that outload.

::::::::::::::: megg is laughing to herself::::::::::::::::

Megg- yes Nicole you did.

Eljiha- I will think about it.

Nicole- megg did you hear that i got an I will think about it.

Megg- ya Nicole thats great.

::::::::::::::: the bad guys car cuts off their car::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::: the cars crash::::::::::::

::::::::::::::: the four of them wake up tied to chair:::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::: megan, Thomas, Adam, Sum41, Mr. Nearing all walk in:::::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::: they wlk in just as they wake up:::::::::::::::::

Megg- Sum41 what.

Megan- don't look so suprized. the gov owns everthing from the Sum41 to the Spice Girls.

Nicole- she has point.

Orlando- ya she dose.

Eljiha- what do you want with us.

Megg- hey were you not listing in the car when i told you that they want to kill me.

Eljiha- oh right.

Nicole- Megan why did you chose evil. why???????

Megan- it all started with my bad child hood........... well actuly I had a very nice childhood.

Megg- why?

Megan- why caus I can. and i will be rich. all i need to do is kill you. and since nicole and Orlando and Eljiha got envoled i need to kill them too....... don't want any one telling on me now do i.

Orlando- Hey I don't know you but i know that you usta be friends with these two so you must of likes them at some time.

Megan- yes i did but well it is money and money dose alot of strang thing to people......... Megg you what i thin i think that kylea was smart to leave.

Kylea- Leave, who said any thing about me leaving.

Nicole- I new you wuold come back.

Kylea- Friends don't leave friends. Right megan. and we don't sell out eather right.

Megan- GET HER.

:::::::::::::::Kylea is kicking ass:::::::::::::::::

Orlando- she is a good fighter.

::::::::::::::: BOW::::::::::::::::

Eljiha- ya relly good.

::::::::::::::: BANG::::::::::::::

Nicole- owwwwwwwwwww awwwwwwwwwww eieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieiei

:::::::::::: BAM:::::::::::

Megg- she is my hero.

Kylea- relly.

::::::::::::::::Colin comes runing in:::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::: throught Kylea a gun::::::::::::

::::::::::::: Sum41 takes out thir guns:::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::::: Kylea and Colin shot Sum41:::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::: Thomas, Adam, Megan run away::::::::::::::::::

Megg- Kylea untie us.

Kylea- no I thought that i would leave you there.

Nicole- Kylea I missed that exaerisom.

Orlando- hi, Nice to meat you.

Elijha-ya, Megg and Nicole- have told alot about you.

Kylea- relly.

Megg- why are you here Colin.

Colin- well if it to get some action then i will do any thing.

Kylea- Awwwwwwwww that is so sweet.

Nicole- what sweet sice when is that sweet.

Orlando- we should get out of here.

Eljiha- ya we should.

Kylea- I am driving.

Orlando- but-

Megg- no trust her she can drive asome.

Nciole- yay....... hey can we get food.

All- Nicole

Nicole- what I almost died....... i need food to help me get over it.

Megg- Nicole there is nothing new woth you almost diyng.

Kylea- she was a point.

Eljiha- i think we should get some food.

Orlando- Nicole and Eljiha sitting in a tree kissing

Kylea- ok we will stop for food but then we need to leave.

Megg- yay if i am going to die then i want to go to Dariy Queen.

Nicole- ok sound good. I want a blizard.

Kylea- me to

Colin- what are we going to about getting Orlando, Eljiha, Nicole, and Megg armed so then we can, with out you needing to worrie.

Kylea- Colin is that all you think about???????

Colin- yes, why?????????

Kylea- never mind.

Orlando- I am not carying a gun.

Nicole, Megg- us either.

Eljiha- ya me enither i will not cary a gun.

Kylea- we can't ask them to cary a gun.

Colin- why not???????

Kylea- I don't know.

Nicole- look there frist lovers fight.

Megg- hey we are at dariy queen.

:::::::::::: they are ording:::::::::::

Nicole- I will have a Bruger, Fries, and Pop and a mike shake and a blizard and-

Kylea- Nicole-

Nicole- oh they will all hav the same.

Lady at the counter- ok will there be fries with that.

Orlando- didn't we say that we wanted fries.

Megg- ya we did........ i think she is told to say that.

Orlando- oh ok.

::::::::::: they sit down to eat::::::::::::

:::::::::::: nicole and megg have the blizard held upside down::::::::::::

Nicole- hey Kylea look they relly wil not spill when you tunr them over.

Kylea- yay...............thats kool.

Orlando- so what are we going to do??????????

Kylea- on min i need to go to the washroom.

Colin- oh i get it the "washroom"....... I need to go the ''washroom'' to.

Kylea- no not that way. i relly need to go to the washroom.

Colin- oh you know i feel like an ass.

Nicole- hey Orlando pass me her frys.

::::::::::: orlando pass nicole kylea frys::::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::kylea comes back::::::::::::::

Kylea- hey where are my frys.

:::::::::::: nicole looks the other way:::::::::::::::

Nicole- you must have eaten them and forgot.

Kylea- YA. I must have NICOLE.

Nicole- I don't think that she thinks it me ( she says to megg ever quitlie)

Megg- not at all.

::::::::::::::::::: everone finishs eating:::::::::::::::::::

Eljiha- I have plan.

Colin- oh great the momas boy has plan-

Elijha- thats not nice. my plan is well i forgot thenx colin.

Colin- noproblm mate.

Kylea- we need to comfront them head on and get them.

Megg- i don't like that.

Kylea- that is why i will be with you at all times. ok here is the plan. Orlando, Eljiha, Colin, you three will keep them bisseie well Nicole, Megg and me get to the gov and shout down all there evil plans.

Nicole- how are we going to do that.

Kylea- I know, I know. Ok so Orlando, Colin, Elijha here is what you will all do you will make shoure that they don't know that we have gone to the main frame. You will give them a beathing like they have never hat before. ok

Colin, Elijha, Orlando- ya ok that sounds good.

Megg- Colin that means no guns ok.

Nicole- how will we get past the gards.

Kylea- Ocean 11 style.

Megg, Nicole- kool

:::::::::::::: they go to hotel and get a room:::::::::::::::

Orlando- we should get 3 rooms.

Nicole- ya ok..... um me Eljiha............ Megg, Orlando............and Kylea, Colin.

Megg- what are we going to do get a room with 2 beds.

Elijha - no 1 bed 2 cost to much.

Megg- but we have 3 actor and we can't affort 3 room with 2 beds.

Kylea- why are complanying??????? think megg.

Megg- good point.

:::::::::::::::: Megg, Orlando room:::::::::::::::

Megg- so did you like paying a elf?????

Orlando- yay. Do you wont to.

Megg- ok.

::::::::::::::: Nicole, Eljihas room:::::::::::::

Nicole- so what was it like to play Frodo?????????

Elijha- i was kool. Do you want to???????

Nicole - need you ask??????

:::::::::::::: Kylea, Colins room::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::: need you ask:::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::: the morning:::::::::::::

::::::::::::::: at the car everone is there but Kylea and Colin:::::::::::::::::

All- owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Kylea- get in the car.

Nicole- ok so well will go out and buy clouth.

Megg- ya one that are black....... and leater and kool

Kylea- ya.

:::::::::::::: the clouth that they got were leather pants and leather jackeds and leather black bouts that were all digisner clouth and footware, THEY LOOKED BITHEN:::::::::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::: for the guy the same sitheout it looking so femalenet::::::::::::::::::

Megg- I don't like it.

Orlando- i like it.

Niocle- we are waring them for a perpouss. right kylea

Kylea- ya there will be apart were we do a matraxis seen and well we have these suit to make it look like real.

Megg- well since you put that way.

::::::::::::: they go to the hide out of the gov "secrate'' hide out:::::::::::::

Nicole- an old cookie factrie.

Megg- boy it is fixer uper.

Orlando- tell me about it.

Elijha- ok thing get ol-

Orlando- it is a figer of speack.

Elijha- relly

Colin- yay it is. Just like is there any thing i can help you with. Boy i tell you never say to sales woman-

Kylea- star us the detalse.

:::::::::::::: they get ioto the biulding::::::::::::::::

Megg- on the out sid this look relly bad but on ethe in side not that bad.

Nicole- that is the way all the hide out are don't you watch the movies.

Kylea- she has a point.......... ok here are ear peaces and these go on your back moller so we can talk to each other.

:::::::::::::: Megg, Kylea, Nicole make their way up to the controle room and shout down all the cameras for the guys:::::::::::::::

::::::::::: then MEGAN showes up::::::::::::

Nicole- so how is the evil side trating you

Megan- good can'y complan. got good dentail.

Nicole- oh ya thats good.

Nicole- no it is megan.

Kylea- yay the bad guy the one that want to kill megg and take over the world.

Megan- oh no thking over the world is next week.

Megg- well at i now know that i come befor the world.

Kylea- you two get out of here.

Megan- THOMAS ADAM GET THEM.

Kylea-RUN.

:::::::::::: thomas and adam catch megg and nicole::::::::::::::::

Kylea- Colin

Colin- yay

Kylea- Megg has been capture they are coming your way.

Colin- ok............. boys we got danzles to save.

Orlando- on it

Elijha- on it to.

:::::::::::::: back at the room with all the computers in it::::::::::::::::

Kylea- why did you change over?

Megan- things happen

Kylea- can't you come up wit something better then that

Megan- you cought me off gard.

Kylea- ok fair enought.

::::::::::::: then they fight and it looks like megan is wining but wait Kylea dose a matrax stunt:::::::::::::::

Megan- where did you lurn to that.

Kylea- movies.

::::::::::::::: so megan is laying on the floor in pain:::::::::::

::::::::::::: kylea runs down the hall with her long leather jackted waving behind her:::::::::::::::

Kylea- guy

All- yay.

Kylea- did you find megg and nicole.

Orlando- no it is like they vanashied out of no were.

Elijha- we can't get them on their comuntion thinger either.

Kylea- DAMN............ meat me at the big white doors.

Orlando- ok i will meat you in haven.

Colin- she mean the big white doors in here you ass.

Orlando- oh................. ok.

:::::::::::::: theymeat at the big white doors::::::::::::

Elijha- where could they be.

Orlando- i don't know.

Colin- i could have invbale thinger.

Kylea- ya they could this how thing is based on the things that wel never happen so they have ine of those thinger.

Orlando- you are just with him on it cause your sleeping with him.

Kylea- no......... ya............ maybe.

:::::::::::::::::::: so they find they thinger and they get throught it and find megg and nicole::::::::::::::::::

Nicole- what happened to megan.

Kylea- she got her ass kicked.

Megg- relly by how???????

Kylea- ME YOU ASS ME.

Megg- i was just playing with your mind.

Nicole- what about big computer.

Kylea- I could not get to it.

Orlando- we what are we going to do???????

Colin- yay.

Kylea- well we will shut down the computer but frist we need to gte to the prime minister.

Prime Minister- he is here.

Elijha- well that was convenit.

Kylea- yay relly thought.

Prime Minister_ you kid think that you are so "kool" with you baggie pants and layers. BUT YOUR NOT.

Megg- so why do you want to kill me

Prime Minister- oh sorry that was another speach.

Megg- ohaaa

Kylea- so what are you going to do with us.

Prime Minister- boys

Nicole- he has boys

Megg- we heard nicole.

Nicole- just chacking.

Kylea- ok dip wad.

Nicole- ther is no need for name calling ok.

Kylea- ok

:::::::::::::::: they get tied up::::::::::::::

Colin- kylea do you have your lighter.

Kylea- this not the time to smock.

Colin- no it's not to smock....... once you-

Kylea- Colin

Megg- i think i see where he is going you burn the ropes off and then untie us.

Nicole- yay thats it.

Kylea- ok got it

:::::::::::: burns the rope off and unties the rest::::::::::::::

Elijha- ok so kylea you take the main halls out sid e the computer room. Nicole, megg you come with me in the computer room it will takke the 3 of us to do it. Colin,Orlando you take the hall walls closetes to the maine.

All- ok

::::::::::::::::: so they get the computers shout down:::::::::::

Megg- how is shuting down all the computers going to hepl me.

Kylea- were got comnpy.

:::::::::::::::: megg and nicole hide in a coner well Kylea, Colin, Orlando, Elijha kick ass::::::::::::

::::::::::::::So they kill the prime minister and take over canada. :::::::::::::::

::::::::::: NOT they save thet day with out the world knowing and the word is safe:::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::: till the next election that is::::::::::::::