The Adventures of Bob the Wizard/Airbender/Jedi/Rat #1
Mood:
happy
Topic: stuff
The city of Ratdale was under attack! The vicious Cat lord Count Ratku and his weasels were invading.
Then,DUM,DUM,DUM,DUUUUUUUUUUM! Bob the Wizard/Airbender/Jedi/Rat jumped down out of nowhere.
"You're dead Ratku!" shouted Bob.
"That's Darth Tyrannosaurus Rex for your in-fo-mation." said Ratku.
Suddenly, Bob shot air in all directions knocking out Ratku and all his weasels.
"Attack!"yelled the Cat lord.
"Your weasels are dead, idiot!"
"Oh,yeah, well take this!"
Darth- whatever his name is used the "Force" to throw a building down on Bob! Then, Fred the Wizard/Airbender/Jedi/Rat jumped down in front of the big fat mneanie. Fred stunned Ratku with his wand, then took out his glowey-doo-hickey. When the evil guy recovered he had his glowey-doo-hickey drawn also.
"You callin' me out? Homey!" Ratku asked.
"You will pay for this, Ratku" Fred replied.
"WTF! IT'S DARTH TYRANNOSAURUS REX!"
Bla bla bla
I won't go into the rest of this story. Let's just say, Ratku ended up into tiny little bite size pieces. Bob always prevails!