THE OFFICIAL JOB APPLICATION FOR THE MENTAL INSTITUTION (please use pencil) (in English not in Germanese or anything!!)
Name: ___________
Age: _____________ GPA (10.0-20.0) __________ Status (please circle at least 3) Insane, Crazy, Has issues with tissues, Abnormal, Likes to watch people run around screaming What planet are you from? ________________________________________ Why does cheese run away from you? ________________________________ __________________________________________________________________ Do you know how to cross the finish line with a piece of steak in your hand? Explain. __________________________________________________________ How many degrees does a 2nd degree burn have? ____________________ Are your eggs inside out or outside in? ____________________________ What is a potato-picking-pickle? A potato that picks pickles or a pickle that picks potatoes. (Circle one) How many trees and bushes have you eaten in the past week? ___________ Did the snake or lizard get bit first? ________________________________ Do you agree with the quote: Eliminate stress by doing things that require eliminating stress and mob psychology. Explain. ____________________________ __________________________________________________________________ What is 2+9*6/2+8-9/6*6? _______________________________________ Bonus!! How do you spell grammar? (Hint it is not g-r-a-m-m-a-r) ___________END!!! YOU HAVE FINISHED!!
