True Story #56

Pride and Poopyjuice

So I have a sad story to tell you all. A story about my bowels. A story of victory and defeat. As you know it has been ages since I have pinched a loaf, but yesterday, well, it made up for everything! I made the most beautiful dung, it looked like a copper coil, or a snake in the can. It was at least a foot long. Yes, a foot long turd. It was soft and moist and just this great thing! Since it was coiled though, you could only see about 8 inches of it. I was so proud, I ran to get the camera, so I could share my new love and joy with all of you. But then my evil sister tried to keep the camera away from me, but I wouldn't let her! I was much too quick. But she was one step ahead of me. She ran to the toilet and to my dismay, she flushed with just a tap on the handle. Everything I worked so hard for had gone down the drain, right before my very eyes. *sob* But that's ok. I feel one day, I may triumph again, and no one will stop me.

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