True Story #54

Laxative Tea

As part of this diet, I was taking this laxative tea. It didn't work but I figured if I drank enough of it, it eventually would! So I had a couple of cups. Maybe two a day for three days or so. Nothing happened. Then, one day, about two days after I stopped drinking the tea, I went shit. It was nice and smooth. It felt so good. I was happy to shit again. Every time I shit, it makes me so much happier and gives me something to write about. I felt so much more complete.

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