TRUE STORY #48
Sha, Bro! I'm An Asshole!!!
So I'm going out on a "refreshment break" for my boss... aka I walk across the street from work to get my boss an Ice Blended Pina Colata from Coffee Bean. So as I go to cross, my luck the light turns red so I hafta wait.
THEN IT HAPPENS...
"HEEEEeeeeeeey.... Heeeeey...."
Something that sounds like a loudspeaker. I look around for cops but see none.
"I like your hair... what's up pretty lady?"
Oh dear god, why????
I look over to my right and see a white SUV full of horny billabro's bustin big pimpin. It gets worse...
"Hey, you doin anything?"
I get caught looking over with that "duh, who me?" look. You know- the one you get when you totally know it's you someone's talking about but you play stupid with hopes that it really isn't you that's being addressed...
My question gets answered:
"Yeah, you... hey, you doin anything?"
By this point I don't know whether to laugh or be ashamed. So, while trying not to laugh, I simply say the only thing I could say, "Dude, that's fuckin lame."
Then, they start singing along to their shit music.
Finally, the light turns green.
I cross the street and as they drive off, I hear them announce "See you 'round pretty lady."
Yeah, I'll see you around... I'll see you in hell.... assholes.
THE END
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