TRUE STORY #42
Emily and her roomie were kind enough to let us have our annual summer BBQ at thier place. Fortunately, few people showed up cos of the drive, thus saving us money on food.. and leaving more drinks to us! However, we did do some hardcore grubbin. But , as you know, grubbin leads to dumpin... So it was totally inevitable that right before we leave, I had to take a big fat poop. So I go and I'm just chillin there on the can and I turn around and to my surprise, right on top of Emily's toilet are copies of Poop Pals!!! I sat down like some kinda dumb ass reading my own zines as I took a crap. When I was done, I put them away and flushed. The toilet didn't flush. It was one of those water saving toilets. Damn those clever bastards! So after like three or four flushes, I finally got my shit down, and I was able to mosey on home with my girls. It was good. We still hafta get our bbq back, but I know Emily is taking good care of it for us. God bless you Emily and your room mate! Yeeeee!!!
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