TRUE STORY #41
A BATHROOM CRITIQUE
From Bathroom Expert, The Infamous Miss Jenny No.2
*This stor is dedicated to Mong cos he's my #1 fan thanx to his friend Al, who "discovered" me... Al, you get a shout out as well!!!*
So on Saturday, me and Lori went down to visit the Marvelous Macho Monger of Malibu. As is typical of me, I go to use his toilet and witnessed what Conrad called "The horror!" Ok, so it wasn't Mr. Kurtz's horror, more like Jenny's horror. Two things:
First off, to my great disappointment, (and people I can't even begin to say how much this bugs the hell outta me) the toilet paper was hung in the impropper underhand manner. (For you dumbies, it was on backwards.) You should be able to place your hand on top of the tp and roll it down, thus the paper follows your hand and it falls into it and is ready to wipe * online added bonus: or as Alissa says, she likes to "see" what she's gonna wipe with* ... not you going all back to reach it and you grab it and pull it, let alone the shock you experience when you go to roll it the "propper" way and it just flaps around going nowhere. I should really stop... it makes me furious...
So, to make things even worse, when I go to flush, all is cool, but oh no, it's not cool. The tp didn't go down. It took like 3 flushes before it all got sucked into the bowl. To make matters even worse, this happened EVERY SINGLE TIME I WENT!!! I swear, if it wasn't for the microphone, Roxy *as in the club on Sunset, not the cheezy wannabe skater bitch clothing line* ashtray, and retro wall paper, I would have hated that bathroom for life!!!
*and that would not be a good thing*
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