TRUE STORY #28
Jenny Blow Your Horn
This bright and shiny Friday, I ventured off to my usual place, the bathroom. Well, I was "just chillin" in there blowin my nose and sittin on the can when someone walked in. I was like, it's cool. I'll just sit here and they'll leave. Well, they didn't leave. In fact, they didn't even poop or anything. So I was mad. I was like, dude, if she's not pooping, what is she doing? I didn't want someone chillin' in my bathroom. Besides, I didn't want any one to know that I just hang out in there. So, I had to perpetrate pooping, but nothing worked. Finally, I was able to squeeze out a toot... followed by another. Oh wait, no there was more. This tooting wouldn't stop. I was left there farting non-stop and finally this lady left. I was sorta embarassed, but then happy that I was able to get rid of her in such an elegant manner.
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