TRUE STORY #27
The Poop Bandit
This weekend, I was letting some of my poop dry so that I could do something with it. I sprayed it with a glossy spray finish and it still wasn't all the way dry by Tuesday morning. So, I thought I'd let it dry some more and get it that night. As I checked on it that afternoon, to my surprise, the poop was missing!!! Someone had stolen my poop!!! So I was just wondering, who in their right mind would go out of their way to steal someone else's poop? This thought confused me. However, I didn't let my thoughts get in my way. So, I did what any concerned person would do–– I put up flyers asking for my poop to be returned. Only one day had gone by before I heard from someone that a response was taped to my inquiry. I searched to see what the person had to say and it did not please me. THey were holding my poop hostage and asking for a reward. With that, I replied to their response and waited for one of two things: the return of my poop or another request.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN???
WILL I EVER GET MY POOP BACK???
We don't know yet, so yeah...
*Side note: While this was never made into a true story, the follow up to the poop bandit can still be read about.
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